Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down?
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
If a case of the clap spreads, is it then considered a case of the applause?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his salary? (celery)
How is it possible to have a civil war?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?
Did
you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Just
what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car
not to
hit in case of an accident?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?
Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
If the day before a holiday is called Christmas Eve, is the day after Christmas Adam?
Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?
Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why is it that when someone crashes his or her car on purpose, it's still a car accident?
If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
Why do they call the mini candy thingies "Fun Size"? Wouldn't it be more fun to eat a bigger amount of candy?
If
Sunday is the holy day of rest why do we have to get up early for church?
More, coming soon!!!