This car is constipated:
hasn't passed a thing all day!
Adults are just kids with money.
T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female.
You
are right where you belong, behind me!
Proud parent
of a delinquent child!
You are driving to close I can see your bald spot.
YES this is my truck, NO I won't help you move!.
Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost took a wrong
turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free.
This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven
by a moron.
This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't
lost one yet..
Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!
Faster than a speeding ticket.
FOLLOW THAT CAR, GODZILLIA -- AND STEP ON IT !
if
you can read this you are too close..
High beams were made to piss people off!
If your stupid and you know it honk your horn.
I hate bumper stickers!
I just love nonverbal communication!
You can't be late until you show up.
I'm serious; it was a joke.
Wouldn't it be nice if there were an Escape key for all of
our problems?
Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to
live there.
I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any
difference.
Why be normal?
Mean people suck!!
Do unto others before they do unto you.
Was today really necessary?
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight
of the oncoming train.
In theory, everything works.
Don't let schooling get in the way of your
education.
If it is a man made world, why can't we remake it?
Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
My child beat up your honor student!
Driver carries less than $20 IN AMMUNITION..
If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong
lane.
Do not believe in miracles - rely on them.
The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
No matter where you go; you're there.
Your lucky color has faded.
If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed
replacement anyway.
There are two kinds of drivers; those who make dust
& those who eat it..
On the other hand...you have different fingers!
Keep honking, I am reloading!.
Never eat more than you can lift.
Your lucky number is 32345543423225. Watch for it
everywhere.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all
together.
If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get
over it.
Look out! Behind you!
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day .
Kevorkian
for Surgeon General.
Horn Broke. Watch For Finger!
Live long enough to be a problem to your kids.
If it weren't for people like you, nobody else
would have an above average IQ.
This is not an abandoned car.
My child is an honor student at the state
penitentiary.
I'm so hungry I am farting fresh air.
If you can do the time, you can do the crime.
Who died and made YOU Darth Vader?.
Too many freaks, not enough circus's!
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing
home.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited
inventory.
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute
of it!
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
No Radio - Already Stolen!
I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!.
All generalizations are false.
God Bless Our Troops.
I'm not littering.... I'm donating to the earth.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
The more I learn, the less I understand.
Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu?.
My wife said if I watch one more Yankees game she
is leaving. God I'll miss her!