What Not To Say To A Police Officer...

...But officer! I swear to drunk I'm not GOD!!!
...I'm just trying to keep up with traffic.....yes I know there aren't any other cars around. That's how far behind I am!!!
...what?
...Oh, god. You're gonna check the trunk, aren't you???
...I good you bid evening!
...I thought you had to be in shape to be a police officer...
...hahah! that puny little gun is NOTHING compared to the one in my trunk!
...yes, I'd like two cheeseburgers wiff extra pickles, and a large fry...
...Huh?

...I'm not as think as you drunk I am!!!

...there's too much blood in my alcohol system...

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