...teeth r so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!!!
...so fat, when she bends over, it looks like 2 hogs fightin' over a milk dud
...so stupid, she stuffed a phone up her @$$ and said it was a booty call
...armpits soo hairy, it look like she got don king in a headlock
...so fat, she's like old milk: stinky, white and chunky
...so fat, to get her through the door, u gotta grease the doorframe and hold a Twinkie on the other side
...so fat, she fell in love and she broke it!
...so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck
...so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
...so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play wiff her
...breath smells so bad, people look forward to her farts
...so slutty, she's like a doorknob, everybody's had a turn
...so slutty, she's like a gumball machine, 25 cents a pop
...so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck, she looks like a busted condom
...so hairy, u almost died of a rugburn last time u hugged her
...so ugly, when she was born, the doctor took one look at her and slapped her mama