The #1 Solution Finally, a product that can turn simple bodily fluids into an endless reservoir of gasoline. |
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For decades, people have been complaining about the raising gas prices, but now, it has reached an all-time absurdity! Something needed to be done about this ridiculous event. So after many years of research, studying, and planning, a solution was finally discovered. The #1 Solution, that is. Pee! Using the vital excretions from the body in urine, I was able to produce a usable amount of gasoline. So instead of pissing your money away paying for a $2.50 gallon of gas, piss into The #1 Solution, and you’ll make your own gas!
The #1 Solution machine is easy to use, and does not require a lot of space or care. Just place urine into the cup, turn the machine on, wait a few minutes, and a stream of gasoline will flow out of the nozzle and into the gasoline contained. Pour the gas into the car, and drive off into the sunset. It’s that easy!
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