Nike Condoms: Just Do It!
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling!
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby!
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop!
Ford Condoms: The best never rest!
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock!
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey you never know!
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever!
KFC Condoms: Finger-licking good! !
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the real thing!
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one!
Campbell's Soup Condoms:Mmm mmm good!
AT&T Condoms: Reach out and touch someone!
Bounty Condoms: The quicker picker upper!
Energizer Condoms: It keeps going and going....!
M&M Condoms: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
Taco Bell Condoms: Get some; make a run for the border!
MCI Condoms: For friends and family!
Doublemint Condoms: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
Message for Mr.Pee Pee...
It isnt easy being a dick
I've got a head I can't think with
An eye I can't see out of
I have to hang around with two nuts all the time
My cloest neighbour is a real asshole
My bestfriend is a pussy
Every time I get excited I throw up.
And the worst part is, my own beats me.
