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Here are some things I noticed sitting in the back seat of life:

• Lauren's...Lauren's...Lauren's just so damn weird!
• Alice is coming...and I'm not gonna be here
• You people are sick enough to think this is funny
• Kyle K. is a horny one
• Kristen is full of LIES!
• Devon's touching...always touching....fag...
• Julia is still a SCARDY CAT
• Mike B. has disappeared....
• Sarah B......eats poo! Yes.....poo....
• Skye hasn't called....bitch...
• Racheal is the first one in line to join the CONVENT
• Jay touches my soul in ways no one can.......
• Max looks like a sugar puff...
• My cat is always looking, watching, judging...
• Amy-everyone threw rocks at you cuz you talk funny and your two front teeth were brown! I was your only friend!
• Smirfs has no dicks...so...how do they...why...
• I can fit thirteen people in a phone booth...
• Kyle C. is away at camp....hehehehehe.....*cough*
• Alex is gone from us...
• Inserting someone's head into their anus causes death...who'd a thought?
• What are stop signs called in German...
• People are actually asking me to put them on here and make fun of them...
• I notice a lot of useless shit!

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