Did you ever see the movie "The Matrix"? If you have then you should read on about the advertisement that was posted on the "Helper's 'Super Gay' Billboard". Yes, it is kinda scary, but just look at some of the pictures and you'll realize that it is true. The following is an exact copy of the original, so be aware of the depth that it had. Here it is:
Hi, this is tank here, do you want to get fucked in the ass? If you answered yes, call me. I'm a man of few words, but I'll still fuck ya' in the ass. $45 a bang, and oh yea, you bring the jelly. Don't forget it because it's extra ($13) for me to bring my own. So, bring the jelly and I'll bring my 6 pound cock! Okay, well to wrap this up, I'd just like to say that I don't mean any harm and that I am very emotional when it comes to playing hockey. Okay, good bye.
