| Man Chopping Wood, Hears Phone A Man named Steve McShallman hear the phone ringing and so he runs. He was chopping wood.
A Local radio station called McShallman to give him a chance to win some free money if he could guess how much money was in the pot. McShallman was chopping wood and was obviously winded
"I was chopping wood so's I run", said Steve. McShallman though was totally unable to guess the prize. The object of the contest is to guess a dollar amount, in this case well over 600 hundred dollars. McShallman was a bit off, guessing a pair of choppers.
In this case a pair of choppers was wrong. Better luck next time Steve. Maybe you should stop drinking so many cans of dumbass during the day.
| Fantasy Football League Rides AGAIN!
Start to fine tune your shit talking skills, and grab a few beers, because fantasy football is returning! The 3rd installment of BOTTOM LINE FANTASY FOOTBALL is coming back!
The league formed by some random idiot, is getting bigger and better. Commissioner guy said that this years league has been expanded to 10 teams, and boasts 4 new competitors. And on a side note, 2000 League Champ Pornophobic will not be joining the league this year. And on other side news, Lick Me Where I Pee will not be returning to defend his dead last finish in the league. In recent news, Slachkey and Hutch will also not be in the league due to driving his meat wagon. Like you were talking about the ambulance.
Aside from the addition of 4 teams, not too much else wil change. The league fee will still be 30 bucks, and it will continue to be conducted online, hosted by Yahoo. If you are playing in the league, expect info to be sent to you soon.
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| We have a new feature to Shocker Central…The mindless trivia question. Steve is undefeated. Someone challenge him. Steve WON AGAIN. 3 in a row now. BOOOOOOO And to prove I make good on my beers, I got Steve his Beers at BW3's.
QUESTION
The answer to last weeks question on who the patron Saint of Comedy problem was is St. Vitus.
Good Luck!
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What are the top 5 things to never say to a woman in bed?
5. WOW that smells bad
I Need some ideas for future lists, so if you have any good ideas, let me know.
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| QUOTE OF THE WEEK! "Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are." - Matt Lauer on NBC's Today Show .
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Deep Thought of the Week: In Colombia, if a Goajiro woman is successful in tripping a man during a ceremonial dance, he's required to have intercourse with her.
EXCUSE ME???? Is there any of these women living in Minnesota? |
| If I went off of Niagra Falls wearing a swim suit, and a pair of water wings, would I live? Then of course that begs the questions of why in the hell would I be in New York in the first place and was I looking for the the horse track and just got really lost? |
REAL NEWS, but man is it dumb....Australian judge Brian Herron awarded Arthur and Filommena Raso and their two children about $85,000 in damages in March when they suffered food poisoning, apparently after eating pork purchased from a local wholesaler. In addition, due to special demand by Arthur Raso, the judge awarded about $1,200 additional for the unusually large number of rolls of toilet paper the family says it went through because of diarrhea from the tainted pork. Just goes to show that A. People are stupid and B. You can sue for anything. |
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