Title: Surfin' the Net
Author: Sha
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine, Joss,WB,Fox Mutant Enemy gets that pleasure
Summery: Short silly fic on what is postable to the UCSL
Notes: Kudos to Kate for running a great list/site and to Karen Jephson for her
story:'What's a Stevedore?'
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"Whatcha doing Buffy?"
"I'm looking at this web site, UCSL. It has stories about us on it
but it's supposed to be unconventional relationship's. I'm looking and
thinking that few are unconventional in this world anymore. Men marry men.Women
marry women and on Jerry Springer dad's marry their daughters. Besides, we've
about done it all ourselves."
"Boy, ask a question....OK, I'm in this deep, explain how we've "done it all". "
"Well, lets look at you. Here's one with you and Xander, but you've basically been
there. Then here's you and OZ. HELLO! Some newer ones have you and Tara but you're with
her now so...... and the ones with you and Giles, technically you've admitted to
having a crush and-"
"Buffy stop! You're splitting hairs. Geesh."
"OK fine. Lets move on to Xander then. Xander and Cordy- weird yes, but it's happened.
He's done Faith, and he's with Anya now and if you count that spell then all the g-"
"Buffy, hairs, thin hairs!"
"FINE! I'll move on to me. Parker-done. Riley-done. Angel-done, but so done would
we now BE unconventional? Then there's Spike. SOOOO unconventional but because of the spell
we almost got married. Hell, I stuck my tongue half way down his throat! So woul-"
"First off, ewwww on the visual. Secondly Chill out. It's no big deal really. Look here,
it says or any NC17 smut stuff. See, it's all good. Besides, there are ones with you and Giles.
Now *that* is unconventional!"
"Really? Ummm, I guess I didn't tell you about last week huh? Man am I glad I asked what a
stevedore was!"
The End
