LIST OF SOME OF THESE ‘JOKES’ IN THE NEW TESTAMENT
1. The Name of "Peter" ("rock"/testicle, male member)
2. Water into "Wine" (urine)
3. The "Third" Day (fornication)
4. The Hairs of your "Head" (prime male member)
5. The "Lump" (of dung)
6. "Fishes and Loaves" (penises and lumps of dung)
7. Dirty "Oedipus" Joke (a male fornicating with his mother)
8. Human "Dung" (baked into bread)
9. One Iota ("I" symbolizes the erect penis)
10. Paul of "Tarsus" ("T" symbolizes the male sex organs)
11. "Stars" falling from Heaven (above) (penises hurled in the air)
12. The Bright and "Morning Star" ("star" is "spear", which is "penis")
13. Daily "Bread" (Daily lump of "dung")
14. The rising of his "Star" (erection of his "penis")
15. Paul’s Travels (to the centers of "filthy sensuality", is "advertising")
16. "Resurrection" (is "re-erection" of the penis)
17. "Against the "Pricks" (erect penises)
18. God is "Love" (fornication)
19. "Praying" (imitating the act of "loving" the male member orally)
20. Cock/Bird/Fowl (the Phoenix, which is the re-erection of the penis)
21. Swift of "foot" (foot and "feet" are synonymous with "penis" secretly)
22. Jesus heals a man’s withered "hand" ("restores" a man’s male member)
23. The importance of "Ointment" (as a "love" lubricant)
24. The Name of "Paul" (as "penis")
25. "Theophilus" (Pliny is "Loved" by God/Jesus/Arrius Piso)
26. "Eye for an Eye" ("anus for an anus")
27. "Virgins" in antiquity (were "professional virgins", i.e., prostitutes)

UNDERSTANDING THESE ‘JOKES’

1. The Name of "Peter" ("rock"/testicle, male member)

The name "Peter" (petros/rock) joke (Matthew 16:18-19).
"And I also say to thee, That thou art "Peter", and upon this "Rock" I will
build my church: and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it." In the
next verse (Matt. 16:19), Jesus gives the keys to heaven to Peter... which
is also another joke unto itself, because as we will explain, Jesus was 'stone'
('rock') and so, he was giving the keys to heaven (in this instance, "heaven
on earth", i.e. "the good life", and the keys being the true way of
understanding the New Testament), to himself. In other words, he was
"keeping" them (within his own family).

This is also the reason why Peter is working miracles like Jesus does in the
New Testament, because they are one and the same (Arrius Piso/Josephus)!*
But that is still another joke to be discussed. "Peter" is 'rock' or 'the rock'
(stone), because the Greek word for 'rock' is 'petros', which is "Peter".**

So, Peter (and hence also "Jesus"), is then 'the rock' or 'the stone'. And we
find Jesus as "the stone" by way of a joke in the works of Flavius Josephus,
because he (Josephus) has the Jews who are being attacked by the Roman
look up at a large stone being hurled at them over a wall by catapult and
say; "The Stone Cometh!" Only he (Josephus) deliberately misspells the
word for "stone" and instead has the Jews say, "The Son (of god/of man)
Cometh!" (i.e., "Jesus").***

As for finding ‘stone’ as a metaphor for testicle/s (with prime male member
inferred), see Hannay pg. 120, "the testes or "stones" in the commandment
(Deut. 23:1): "He that is wounded in the stones or hath his privy member
cut off shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord".

Acts 14:19, "And there came thither CERTAIN JEWS from Antioch and
Iconium, who persuaded the people ("with them", and inference is "persuaded
the people with them with money"), and (after) having "stoned" Paul
(ejaculated in/upon him), withdrew Paul/penis outside the ‘city’ (gathering
place, i.e. his anus), supposing him to have (been "stoned" to death, i.e., the
ultimate). But as the "disciples" (followers) stood around him (Paul), he
(the penis) rose up, and came into the "city" (gathering place/anus)."

This is secretly a description of a gay Roman orgy. The "certain" Jews were
NOT the Pharisees as the reader is deliberately led to believe, nor are they
the allies of the Pharisees. But rather, Arrius Piso (because as Jesus and
Josephus he proclaimed to be a Jew by descent), along with his allies.

We also know from Hannay that both Antioch and Iconium were two of the
great city centers of prostitution, and that the author’s intention in writing
of "Paul’s" visits/travels to all of these cities of "filthy sensuality" was
specifically to "advertise" them as such - for those who had wisdom to
know this fact in that time (Hannay, pg. 59-60).

"Stones" are testes:

Quoting from Job, Hannay says; ""his strength is in his loans," and that
"he moveth or erecteth his ‘tail’ like a cedar" (phallus or tree stem) "and
the sinews of his stones are wrapped together with strength," then
"creation" begins."" (Ref. Hannay, pg. 136, and Job 40:17).

And, Hannay pg. 140, "That the stones, symbolized by the cross-piece on
the phallic pillar forming our cross, are essential to life or life-production,
and a sign of life after death, is made clear by the discovery made by the
late Dr. Angus Smith and myself when, opening some old cromlechs or
burial mounds near Oban quite 50 years ago, we found in several graves
a cavity over the heads of the skeletons containing to small oval stones
of white quartz such as are found plentiful on most pebbly beaches. Here
were the two breath-of-life emblems, similar to Moses’ two stones in the
ark, in use as a resurrection symbol long before the Christian era."

*Peter works miracles in Luke 5:18-26; 8:41-42, 49-56.
**The Bible as Literature: The New Testament, Prof. Buckner B.
Trawick, Barnes & Noble College Outline Series, page 45.
***The passage has to be seen in the true literal translation within the
works of Josephus. This may be seen in the Loeb edition of Josephus.
Whiston and others make no mention of this. The corresponding verse
in Whiston is on page 557 (chapter VI, Verse 3, War of the Jews).

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