Monkeys have to do their business too
It's a monkey on the toilet, I don't think it needs an explanation. But Dr. Akdov did. If I don't update the site for a while he probably sent me on "vacation".
Here's a little guy who lives in my subconscious
His name is Ted and he's a business monkey, an accountant. He always gets the subway to himself because he asks for it. And then he starts throwing his own feces. Sometimes he helps me on math tests.