Customs
This man was almost caught transporting mutated monkeys from German labs in Liberia into the United States. He is only one of many "monkey-traffickers" that enter this country every day.
The British Conspiracy
All the pieces were there, you just had to be suspicious.
Please forgive the poor quality of this picture, I'm trying to acquire a better one.
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Melmonk
Another contribution from your friends at Deutschschwein Labs. They just couldn't let him go, they had to bring him back. I am talking, of course, about Alf. It's a well known fact that the Germans love him, and now they've crossed a Melmacian with a monkey.
Will they ever learn?
