Josh
Champion of Justice Against the Vile Simian Hordes
WHS
Weatherford, TX
https://www.angelfire.com/biz4/mojojojosh
mojojojosh@hotmail.com/
Well, this is the part of my site that is supposed to be about me, but I doubt that anyone really cares who/what I am, so I'll just tell a bit. I'm 17 yrs old and a senior at Weatherford High School, I drive a 1981 seafoam-green Honda Accord(when it runs). And I'm a single guy, ladies, that is, there are no other guys attached to me. I've always been just the one guy.
If you actually do care who I am, email me and maybe I'll reveal a little more, but until then I must remain an enigma.
Time foe tha J-Dog to give props
Yo, peep this: I wanna take this opportunity to give a shout-out to all tha homies who got tha J-Dog's back in his day-to-day
bidness as tha creatah of a website, know what I'm sayin'? Now, I know what all y'all
be thinkin': That J-Dog, he a straight-up big-willie highrolla, an' if there ever wuz a person that don't need to give no props
to nobody, he it. No diggity, bruthahs an' sistahs.
So I wanna give a shout-out to all y'all what been good to tha J-Dog. Now, I gots such mad-phat skillz, I woulda been a
stone-cold supastar in tha web-masterin' profession without all y'all, anyway, but tha way I figure it, tha less peoples I gots to use my
Letta Opener of Death on, tha better. So heads up, 'cuz Tha J-Dog wanna thank mah homies Travis "Poppin' Fresh" Cogdill aka Dr. Nick (UIN 290712, look him up on ICQ, he got da hook ups) and funky funky fresh Conner "Mista Butterworth" Hagan aka Neo (UIN 7744401, look him up too. I don't know why), an' that retarded kid who picks up trash in tha parking lot.
Also, much love to tha old-school geezer who invented tha inta-net. I don't know who he is, but all praise to
him, for he is the root on which the fruit grow. Yo, thas it. Peace out.
(The preceding was stolen straight from
The Onion. I keep telling you to read it!)
Fact: I like monkeys.
