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Monkeys-Bad People, Or Just Misunderstood?

In the following pages I will delve into this subject with my own ponderings and experiences. If you have any information or an opinion, please feel free to email me at, or look me up on AOL Instant Messenger or Myspace, my name is initramakdov, so if you have those, you know what to do!- Aww, who am I kidding, no one's ever going to find this site...

It's been said that if you put a thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters, they would eventually produce the greatest novel ever written. Well, this site is what happens when you put a thousand monkeys at a thousand iMacs. Pure, unmitigated, unadulterated chaos. Enjoy.

Find out who's really behind all those bad things that happen to you.
See why monkeys aren't all bad.
Come here to learn about the creator of this site, me.
Some conspiracy theories I've cooked up. Bon apetite.
A look at where the candidates stand...on monkeys!.
Just some Skwerl pictures, no deep thinking.
Some of my favorite links, you'll like 'em too.
What I do in school, draw, and a look at why I am obsessed with monkeys.
To download the monkey sound you just heard, click here.

New!!! A message board! Post something.

Wet pants!! Incontinence!
Incontinence: Don't Laugh...Too Hard

The Squirrel Monkey?

An amalgamation of the world's two most vile mammals. Outside of the Baldwin family, anyway. Fact: Squirrel monkeys have a preferred, or stronger hand, as in they are right or left-handed. The number of right and left-handed squirrel monkeys is equal, unlike the human race, in which the number of right handers outnumbers lefties.

Fact: Monkeys have tails, apes don't. Basically. That's the difference between my site and some other so-called "monkey" sites. You'll usually find those sites chock full of chimps and gorillas, not technically monkeys(no tails). I, on the other hand, "hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z".
For a more in depth study of the differences between monkeys and apes, click here.

Mojo Jojo

When the monkeys get too smart, there's only one person to call: The Powerpuff Girls! Well, I guess that's three people, actually. Anyway, they'll put that primate in his place.

Mojo Jojo

Don't forget to sign my guestbook, I'll find out if you don't.


This site was created by a monkey with an iMac. Deal with it. Ooh, blinky!