Analysis of Britney Spears

KEY ( in case you can't read the key on the pic):

1. BOOB JOB (A really crappy one at that)

2. THUNDER THIGHS

3. Please tell me who did your mascara. That way I'll never go there.

4. Are those her mom's prom shoes?

5. Ever heard of a shower, Britney? LOOK AT THAT NAPPY-ASS Hair!

6. Daisy Dukes- I thought only skinny people w/ a good figure are supposed to wear those!

BE SURE TO FIND THE REST OF THE STUFF 'ROLLINGSTONE' COULDN'T "EDIT" OUT!

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