Obsessed?.........I think so!
(hay dudes, I made up most of these like the height chart one, so, um just so ya know)
"You Know Your Obsessed To HANSON When..."
* Your door mat says,"Welcome Home Hanson!"
* People you hardly know only remember you as Miss.Hanson (or Mr.Hanson)
* You beg your Mom and Dad to change their names to Walker & Diana
* You break inside their house and try on their colthes
* All your friends dump you because they don't wanna take the
"Which Hanson Fits You Best Quiz" anymore
* You reffer to your car as "The Hanson-Mobile"
* You almost kill your little brother by pushing him down the
stairs when you think you hear Hanson on TV.
* You get an A+ on a test and your teacher adds,"Hanson would be proud
of you!"
* You buy the same colthes as them, so when you meet they will think you have a good taste in colthes
* You start haveing daily stareing contests with your posters
* You look forward to bedtime because you have your Hanson dream all planned out
* You place a missing persons file for Jonny
* You sing love songs to your posters
* You decide to leave school so you can study Hanson full time
* You've listened to "I Will Come to You" so many times you really think they're coming and put together a surpise party
* You start jumping in to pools with your colthes on
* You only watch "Home Improvment" because their last name is Taylor
* Every time you hear the door bell you run to the door expecting it to
be Hanson, but then you srceam and curse at the person because their not
* You highlight Tulsa on every map at your school and then make a route from your school to T-Town
* You start makeing your self smile with your left eye smaller than your right
* You've watched TT&MON so many times it practically MMMBoppedout of your VCR
* You've noticed your poster of Tay is needing more fruits and veggtables
* You send Bill Clinton a letter saying,"MMMBop should be the National
Anthem."
* You start makeing your own Hanson stamps out of potatoes
* You send Tay a ten-pound bag of jelly beans, and then write I Love You on each one
* You go to the super market and almost give these old people around you a
heart attack from you screaming,"Ahhhhh! I found the Green Jello Mom!"
* You beg your Swedish exchange student friend to bring you back with her
because she has a friend who looks exZACly like Tay
* You only offer to babysit your baby cousin so you can make sure her first
words will be MMMBop Ba Du Ba Dop
* You open your closet and thirteen empty Hanson covered Eggo boxes fall
on your head
* You call 911 every day to make sure Hanson will be safe
* You start writting 'Hanson Rocks' on other peoples backpacks even while
they're wearing it
* You get 'Hanson Kicks Butt!' painted on the side of your car
* You call your local radio station requsting Hanson so much they all know your voice
* You acidently write MMMBop as your name on your Mid-Trem, but the teacher knows it's you
* You bring your gaint boom box on the Subway and act out the 'Weird' video
* You rename your dog Wicket
* You start staying home from dances,partys,feild trips ect. because Hanson
is going to be on
* You start getting calls from people you don't know, telling you that Hanson
is on TV right now
* On March 14 the whole lunch room erupts in to "Happy Birthday Taylor"
because you promised a dollar to each one the next day if they sang the
song
* You get sent to the Office for the first time in your life because you beat
up some stupid boy who said Tay was a girl
* Every time you pick up the phone you say,"Hanson residence' or "Mrs. Hanson speaking."
* When you walk down the hall at school, the people that you beat up for
dissing Hanson either run away screaming or come up to you and tell you
how cool Hanson is
* You set your alarm clock at 3:OO in the morning to call the Hanson Hotline while it's not busy
* You start counting how many eyelashes they have on one eye, and then count your own, then pull some out so it'll be the same as theirs
* You try to break your arm flying over the handle bars of your bike
* Your at the beach you enter a sand castle contest and make a gaint Hanson
symbol instead, just to be on the 5 O'Clock News
* You have a homemade 'Grow with Me Hanson' height chart on the back of you door
* You look up your local phone book for people named Hanson and scream
in to the phone when they say Hello, then ask if the know the Bros
* You write Bill Cinton again to tell him to change the colors of the flag to
Green,Red,and Blue
* You make Hanson sock puppets complete with the yellow hair yarn
* You think you see look-a-like's as you read this
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