The Anal Assassins were formed because Mat asked Jeremy to write a song so at the end of that English class they became a band. Jeremy wrote the Anal Assassin theme song which was written about himself (he's the Anal Assassin) then after a glorious two months of being a bands and practising a whole two times they recorded two songs and later that week they broke up. They broke up because partly because of the fact it's a long bus ride to there practise space and partly because Jer was being a dick. Most of the songs they wrote were about Anal Sex and about how much homophobic people suck. Due to the content of these lyrics many people thought Jer (the songwriter) was gay although he didn't mind, just to set the record straight he isn't!
Anal Assassins:
Jeremy Loveday: Bass,Guitars, Throat, beatin on the walls
Mat Welby: Bass, Guitars, Back up throat, Beatin off
