Honest Ollie's Relocation Services

- Genuine Corsican Movings

Got thrown out to the street? Call Honest Ollie and relax!
You can use our Rent-a-Van service and let us take care of the rest.

Our 1981 Fiat "Möykky" Mira II is ready 24 hours a year
to move your earthly belongings wherever you want.

See our references:

• Tax claims collected
• Caribou herds transported
• "Anybody seen the spare tire?"
• Full repo services
• Nazi criminals smuggled
• Asylums denied
• Operation 'Overlords' organized
• Hair transplanted
• Bladerunner jobs done
• Protection money collected
• Discreet deliveries of material of any kind
• Steam organs shipped Duckburg - Mountain Area
• "Well, Officer, I think I had a couple of Martinis with my lunch"
• Spy changes organized
• Rivers rerouted
• Reservoirs emptied (including dogs)
• Planets colonized (Stalin's Chief Advisor)
• "Excuse me, Sir, but where the hell are we?"
• Transportation of old European cathedrals to anywhere in U.S.
• Cash transactions delivered from Baghdad to Zurich
• Beam-ups to any starship, Coalition as well as Klingon
• Armoured sightseeings: The pyramids, Mogadishu, Jakomäki, L.A.
• Professional translations to and from Rauma dialect
• Software migrated & ported
• Hardware supplied
• "Sorry about the delay, Ma'm, but we couldn't possibly realize you meant Arabia in Helsinki instead of the peninsula down south!"

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  So don't hesitate: call Honest Ollie, lean back & enjoy.