ASK A CLOWN
TOP 10 REASONS TO ASK A CLOWN
- You want to ask a girl/guy out but you are afraid you will be rejected because of your annoying siamese twin...
- You have panic attacks every single time you change socks...
- Eggs give you hives...
- You hate your job/boss/spouse/pet/family/city/state/planet/everything...
- You need advice preparing a knock-em-on-their-butt resume...
- You still eat Play-Doh™...
- A stranger has a booger or something in his teeth and you don't know what to do...
- You need help putting a rude co-worker in his place...
- You wonder why you are the only one who drinks their bathwater...
- Because its free...and you are cheap...
I'm sure that by now you realize clowns
know everything and are
expert
problem solvers. That's why we created this
page...to share
our infinite knowledge with you, the average
Joe.
Whatever the problem, from an overly obstreperous
siamese twin...to annoying
allergies affecting your social life, we can
help.
We have a panel of expert know-it-all clowns
ready to
assist you!
So go ahead...ASK A CLOWN!
