Hi We're The Cats, and WE run the show
Just something about us. We are the proud owners of
the Bureau household.

Hi they call me Whiskers, but my real name is "BrrrnAWR?".
I'm a 8 year old grey point tom, and I KNOW I'm people.
I own John, which I'm pretty sure is a cat too.
Just in case, I make sure to groom his mustache when he's asleep at night.
I'm sure in time he'll come to appreciate the gesture,
and will eventually stop rudely tossing me off the bed.

Blondes DO have more fun!

This is my friend, "NNAIRHHH!" (Sparky, in humanspeak). Ain't she a hussy?
She's a three year old calico, and a great mouser.
I like that in a female!!
The Bureau brought her home as a young one, and to be honest,
she was a pain at first.
But then she had her nails done, and a few nips and tucks
and we get along just fine.
Most of the time.
Now we have a newer
arrival here: her name is "MMrrooKK!!",
just under a year old.
She's a Tortoise-shell siamese,
the possible result of a genetics experiment involving squirrels
and monkeys.
If you come and visit, just ask for Minnie.
Now We Cats don't get off on this internet thing. We're into laying on the sofa,
eating, sleeping, going on the balcony, laying on the warm laundry, eating, sleeping,
...etc....
but since you came by, here are some interesting things about cats you might want to look up.
Happy BBRROOWWW-sing!
Our Spiritual Leader
Our Favorite Cat Readings
- "The New Natural Cat: a complete guide for finicky owners", by Anitra Frazier, pub. Dutton, 1990, 448 pp.
- "The Tao of Meow" by Waldo Japussy (Carl Japiske), Enthea Press, Columbus, Ohio, 1990, 120 pp.
- Cat Fancy magazine, Fancy Publications Inc., Mission Viejo, Cal, USA.
Email: dr_john@compuserve.com