Ninjas
Ninjas. Everyone has heard the term, but the truth behind the matter is people are missing out on how totally awesome they really are. When was the last time you stopped and just thought about a Ninja. Ninjas are what build this society, they are the foundation of truth, honesty, and being totally kickass. Ninjas have the skill of a tiger, the heart of a lion, and the body of a human. Ninjas should be everyone's hero because they are so awesome.
Some of the questions that have plagued the mind of a normal civilian is where does the Ninja come from? Why is the Ninja so skillful? How can I become a Ninja myself? and Why are Ninjas so totally awesome? Well I have taken precious time to answer these questions for you. First of all Ninjas originated up North around the North Pole and down South in Antartica. That's right, the bitter cold. Ninjas stayed alive by doing destruction to other civilizations. Ninjas conquered much land in a small amount of time that they became the rulers of the world. But then the Ninja decided to be sneaky and awesome. Now Ninjas are roaming around and still ruling the world today, you just don't know it. Ninjas are so skillful because they are so awesome. In fact, Ninjas can disappear into thin air, jump fourty foot walls, and beat anyone in combat. Ninjas, unlike other mammals, have eighteen different senses, so they are able to smell blood from a mile away and have really keen hearing. Ninjas can hear you breathe from halfway around the world. Now Ninjas have been impersonated, mainly by the film industry, but don't let that fool you. Ninjas will take out your eye in less then a second. Flying around doing kicks and punches with knives. No normal human can ever become a Ninja because Ninjas are so great and awesome that you just have to idolize them and remember that the Ninja is your hero.
Now I'm sure some of you might be wondering, pssh, Ninjas aren't that great. But maybe you should think again. When was the last time you actually saw a Ninja? You haven't. Ninjas are so sly and tricky that they will pass you in the blink of an eye. The last guy, an elderly man, who insulted a Ninja to his face was sent to a hospital only five minutes later. Ninjas will totally destroy any matter. And if you don't believe me, here's another story about a Ninja who was eating in a restaurant when a guy dropped a spoon. The Ninja totally destroyed the restaurant and the whole city, only because a guy dropped a spoon. Never underestimate the Ninja. Also a Ninja was walking down the street one day and a baby started to cry, so the Ninja wiped out the whole block. Ninjas are just that awesome.
So before you continue on with your day, you remember how the Ninja has effected your life in ways you'll never be able to understand. Make the Ninja your hero today, or beware of the future that is waiting before you, for the Ninja is so totally awesome.
