Life is a terrible thing to sleep through. What's Eating Gilbert Grape isn't.
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Welcome to the last bastion of good against the greatest evil that mankind has ever faced in its history. This website, and it's creator (a troubled 16-year-old boy with too much time on his hands) are humanity's only defence against this unstoppable force, bent on destruction, murder and THE TOTAL AND ABSOLUTE BOREDOM OF ALL.
The film What's Eating Gilbert Grape.
The worst movie in all existence.
This movie is the most horrific thing that has ever soiled the earth. It is imperative that all trace of its existence be eradicated!!!
I have nothing against the book of this abomination. I was not forced to read it about 15 times in my English class, so bored that I could feel my eyeballs drying out. I did not waste days of my life doing homework or being forced to answer questions or writing essays about the book. Those evils sprung forth from the film.
I swore vengeance.
There must be others like me. It is not possible for the victory of Grape to have been so swift. We must unite against this peril. Then, and only then, will this tragic tale come to an end.
Oh, and by the way, if you haven't noticed, this site is under construction.
Have a nice day.
Unless you are a fan of What's Eating Gilbert Grape.
If you are, go die, you sick freak
Better yet, go die slowly.
Even better, tell some other people who like Gilbert Grape to go die slowly too, then go die slowly.
Thankyou!
Like the background music? It's the MacGyver theme. MacGyver!!!
By the way, please forgive me for the popups. It was them, or a banner, which wouldn't work. It's a long and tragic story.
