United Wrestling Federation - - Massacre Results

[ Administration || || Rules || || Application's || || Championship's ] [ Superstars || || Massacre || || Tornado || || Pay-Per-View ] [ Promo/OOC Boards || || The Payne Report ] -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - June 23rd - 2003 Arco Arena Sacramento, California The New TNN in America, TSN in Canada, and Fox 8 in Australia, play alittle fansy commercial promoting themselves. Once the ad is complete, a notice appears on screen, which reads: All Acts & Stunts Have Been Performed by Professionally Trained Athletes Please Do Not Try This at Home The text remains on screen for a few moments before slowly fading away. The United Wrestling Federation (UwF) opening film clip begins to play over the networks. The opener completes itself with the UwF Logo racing across the screen, equipped with rockets. The camera then switches on backstage within the Arco Arena. The Fans can be heard cheering, obviously seeing this image on the titan tron. The camera is situated out in the parking lot just as a white limousine pulls up. The driver jumps out as soon as the limo stops. The driver races to the back door, opening it up. Two feet step out, and then you see Nathan Hella. He has a cocky, confident smile on his face as he takes a deep breathe in. The crowd can be heard going absolutely nuts with boos. Jason Weatherman: Well look who it is.. Ben Jones: He's here already! .. Mr. Hella! .. Here! .. Sacramento! Massacre's theme and opening clip begins to play following Ben's words. When the video clip completes itself, a camera switches live, this time at ringside within a darken Arco Arena. Pyros begin to blast from the rafters, down on the stage area. Fans go wild with cheers as the pyros lighten the arena with various colours. Once the pyros are complete, the arenas lights flash on. The camera crew zoom the camera out real fast to view the Massacre stage set in full. The camera crew focus on the stage setup for a few moments before switching to a different camera that pans around the pumped up crowd. The cameras flick to different shots every few seconds to give that real psyched up feeling. Jason Weatherman: We are live and sold out here in Sacramento, California for UwF Massacre! .. Hello everybody im Jason Weatherman, sitting alongside Ben Jones who is replacing an injured Paul Springer atleast for this week! Ben Jones: Thats right Jason, Paul, who was on the receiving end of a vicious assult at the hands of Lloydster last Thursday on the debut of Tornado! .. Our best wishes go out to Jerry's little brother Paul.. Get well buddy! Jason Weatherman: Absolutely! .. But getting strait down to business, what a lineup we have installed for you here tonight! Ben Jones: A great one indeed! .. Jack Kage will be going up against the out of control Lloydster! .. Harley Shot, who we've heard alot about, will be making his official UwF debut here tonight, going one on one with The Cyclone of all people! .. Jason Weatherman: And of course, our Main Event! .. Jackson Thomas will clash it on head to head, toe to toe with Justin Sane! .. The camera's pan right around to view the stage area once again. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - MATCH ONE SCHEDULE FOR ONE FALL REFEREE: TODD WATSON NON TITLE ICE COLD VS JUNIOR - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Massacre's theme fades away as "Rock Your Body" by Justin Timberlake begins to play. The Fans continue to stay on their feet, cheering because of all the hype still roaming around the arena. Ben Jones: That and a whole lot more installed here for Massacre, though for now we've got ourselves a debuter! Jason Weatherman: Thats right, the very first female to sign with the UwF in Ice Cold.. She sets to debut here against Junior in what we hope, fingers crossed, will be a great opening matchup.. Ice Cold steps out from behind the curtain, running across stage in attempts to hype the crowd up alittle more. She soon begins to make her way down the ramp way, tapping front row Fans hands as she heads down to ringside. Susanna May: The following contest is schedule for one fall! .. Introducing first, from Atlanta, Georgia! .. Weighing in at 130 pounds! .. Ice Cold!!!! Ice Cold runs up the ring stairs and along the apron. She quickly steps into the ring under the second ring rope, raising both her arms in the air whilst walking around in the ring. She gains alittle reception here, mostly from the male Fans in attendance. Jason Weatherman: Well.. We dont know too much about this young woman due to the lack of activity on her part on The UwF Network over the past two weeks, though what we do know is that she's set to go head to head with Junior, as commented on moments ago.. Ben Jones: Go girl! Jason Weatherman: .. That .. Didn't sound right .. Ben Jones: What??? .. I think its great to see a woman grab herself a set of go-nads and step into the ring with males! .. I really dont think theres a problem there! Jason Weatherman: Of course not, though it was just the way you said it.. Ice Cold's theme is soon cut off to the sounds of "Droppin' Plates" by Disturbed. The Fans begin to boo alittle as the camera switches to view Junior walking out from the backstage area with abit of a smirk on his face. He stops at the top of the ramp way, looking down toward the ring at Ice Cold. Junior begins to shake his head as he slowly begins to make his way down the ramp way. Susanna May: Her opponent! .. From Miami, Florida! .. Weighing in at 216 pounds! .. Junior!!!! Junior climbs up onto the apron and gets into the ring. He walks strait past Ice Cold, before climbing up onto the second rope of one of the corner turn buckles. He raises both arms in the air as he yells alittle trash talk out to the crowd. Jason Weatherman: Now this man right here is a crying shame.. Backstage he appears to have SO much character, yet it seems he's afraid to use it! .. What some of these UwF Superstars fail to realize is that this business is about alot more than going out to a ring and wrestling a match! .. Its about entertaining! .. Microphone skills! .. THATS what makes you UwF Championship material! .. But more importantly, THATS what keeps you in this business! Ben Jones: Oh I couldn't agree more Jason.. Junior has himself quite the body, if he only knew how to use it propperly, then he could very well be number one in this game! Junior jumps off the corner turn buckle rope as his theme fades off. Senior Referee Todd Watson calls for the bell. Ice Cold challenges Junior to bring it on, though he simply laughs. He slowly begins to walk toward Ice Cold, putting his arms up as if to signal that he wants to tie up with her. Ice Cold nods, lifting up her arms in the position to tie up with Junior. The two are just about to cling together when suddenly, Junior backs right off, laughing once again as he calls for a microphone. Jason Weatherman: Now what is this joker doing??? .. Ice Cold wants to kick this one off, and all Junior can think of doing is getting on a microphone! Ben Jones: Well you did just say he should show his microphone skills! Ring Announcer Susanna May hands Junior a microphone. Junior turns around, telling Ice Cold to back off for just a minute. Ice Cold looks alittle frustrated about whats going on, though she a couple of steps back as Junior begins to speak. Junior: Hold it up just one second Icey Girl! .. Please .. Ice Cold looks tempted to attack Junior, though holds her emotions back. Junior: Look.. Im not one to hurt a woman.. Atleast, not with these hands and feet.. Junior begins to laugh once again as Jason and Ben can be heard sighing. The Fans boo in response, obviously getting alittle bored with this situation. Junior: Anyway! .. What I'd like to do Icey is give you an opportunity! .. An opportunity to forfeit this match to me, and then have ourselves alittle rematch back in my hotel! .. What do ya say baby!?! Junior nods, giving Ice Cold abit of a wink as he holds out the microphone for her to take. Ice Cold looks around at the crowd as she walks toward Junior. She slowly takes the microphone from him. Jason Weatherman: What is Junior thinking, trying to crack onto this lovely young woman??? Ben Jones: I've got no idea, though it looks like we're about to get Ice Cold's answer! Junior says a few more words to Ice Cold that aren't heard. Ice Cold begins to look Junior over, giving abit of a horny smirk as she raises the microphone up to speak. Ice Cold: .. Gee .. I wonder why they call you "Junior"??? Junior tilts his head to one side, trying to tell Ice Cold to ease down her tone. Ice Cold then looks as though she is about to continue speaking, however, instead of doing so, Ice Cold drops the microphone and slaps Junior fair across the face. Ben Jones: That a girl! Jason Weatherman: Well theres Junior's answer! Ice Cold begins to yell trash out at Junior as Junior whipes his cheek. Junior slowly turns his head to look back at Ice Cold, this time looking to be really pissed. Junior then jumps out, grabbing Ice Cold by the hair. Junior begins to yell some trash of his own right in the face of Ice Cold. This is until Ice Cold kicks Junior right in the crotch area, making Junior let go of her hair. Ice Cold then runs into the ropes, taking Junior down with a short arm clothesline. Jason Weatherman: Im beginning to think twice about how much a woman can dominate in the ring against a male! Ben Jones: Its girl power Jason! .. Never underestimate the power of a woman! .. Oh how I envy them! Jason Weatherman: .. .. Junior stumbles back to his feet, only to be kicked in the mid-section and set up in a suplex position. Ice Cold then yells out to the Fans that this one is over. This hypes up the crowd with cheers. Jason Weatherman: Well.. Your entitled to your way of saying things I guess, though back in the ring it looks as though Ice Cold wants to end this one quickly, and I dont really blame her! Ice Cold jumps up on the air, attempting to hit the Cold Wind, however, Junior manages to reverse this, slamming Ice Cold down to the mat with a spinebuster. Junior climbs back to his feet, grabbing ahold of Ice Cold's legs as he does so. Jason Weatherman: Oh, now you dont think Junior's about to do what I think he is do you??? Ben Jones: I hope not Jason.. Ice Cold is only a woman as recorded earlier on, and as a woman she can only take so much! Junior yells alittle trash out at the Fans before tieing Ice Cold's legs up and turning her over into the Sharpshooter. Ice Cold can be heard screaming for her life as he attempts to get close to the ropes. Ben Jones: Ice Cold's not gonna quit Jason! .. She's trying to get to the ropes, I can't believe it! Jason Weatherman: She is one hell of a woman, I will admit that! Ice Cold continues her attempts to crawl toward the ropes, yelling in pain as she does so. At one point she gets so close, however Junior pulls her back into the ring before locking the submission hold more into effect. Ice Cold is soon left with no choice but to tap out, with Todd calling for the bell immediately. Junior's theme hits as he releases the hold and has his arm raised by Todd. Susanna May: The winner of this contest! .. Junior!!!! Junior glimpes down at Ice Cold one more time before making his exit. Massacre's theme begins to play as the titan tron comes to life, showing the posers for tonights Main Event. Viewers at home get themselves a full screen shot. Jason Weatherman: I can't believe the attitude of Junior! .. Though what I can believe is tonights Main Event! .. Two men who helped eachother last Thursday on Tornado, taking out Mr. Hella and The Diabolical Alliance! .. And what do they get for there actions??? Ben Jones: Mr. Hella has forced them to face eachother here tonight! .. I couldn't of thought of a better punishment ya know. Jason Weatherman: Punishment??? .. Mr. Hella and his faction may believe this is punishment, though I seriously believe these two will go at it like they would against any other opponent! .. They aren't exactly a team, so why would there be any hard feelings??? Ben Jones: I dont know, though if you take a close look at Tornado's Main Event this Thursday, you'll see that the two will be tagging to face The Diabolical Alliance! Jason Weatherman: I can see your point now.. Mr. Hella is trying to build tension so that when Tornado comes, the loser of tonights match will have a grudge, which of course brings the ball back into The Diabolical Alliance's court.. Sneaky indeed, though time will only tell how this one will unfold! Massacre's Logo crashes on screen, sending the UwF to commercial break. COMMERCIAL BREAK Massacre's theme and Logo bring the UwF back from commercial break. The camera soon switches to ringside, viewing Jason and Ben at the commentary table. Their names appear on the Massacre bar at the bottom of the screen, staying up there for a few seconds before crashing off. Ben Jones: We welcome you back to the Arco Arena here in Sacramento, live for UwF Massacre! Jason Weatherman: And what a night it has turned out to be thus far! .. We know that Mr. Hella has arrived! .. We know The Cyclone is here! .. For those of you hardcore UwF Fans that have an internet, you'll know from this weeks Payne Report that Dustin Thorn will not, and is not here in the Arco Arena after he and his Wife Christina experienced the birth of their new baby boy! .. I for one do not like his style as of late, though I send out my congradulations to Dustin and his family! Ben Jones: So do I Jason, though we were also given word that Dustin has caught a bad case of the flu, which has also lead to the reason why he is not here with us tonight.. So get well Dustin, and we'll see you on Tornado baby! Jason Weatherman: .. .. Well, in my view aswell as many others, Dustin will not be missed here tonight! .. For once we may be able to see something go down fairly, like The Cyclone's match here later tonight with Harley Shot! Ben Jones: How can you say such a thing about a member of the elite faction!?! Jason Weatherman: With great pleasure Ben! .. Believe me! Ben looks at Jason in alittle shock. Jason nods with a smile before looking back down at his notes. The camera switches to view the stage area as "Down With The Sickness" by Disturbed begins to play. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - MATCH TWO SCHEDULE FOR ONE FALL REFEREE: DAVE STOCKER NON TITLE JACK KAGE VS LLOYDSTER - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The crowd begins to boo as Jack Kage makes his way out on stage. He stops at the top of the ramp way, holding out both arms as he looks out at the crowd. Kage soon begins to make the walk down the ramp way toward the ring. The bell sounds just before Susanna begins to speak. Susanna May: The following contest is schedule for one fall! .. Introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada! .. Weighing in at 225 pounds! .. Jack Kage!!!! Kage walks around to one side of the ring, taking in all the Fans reaction before jumping up onto the apron and getting into the ring. Kage walks across the ring to one of the corner turn buckles, where he climbs up onto the second rope and holds his arms out once again. Jason Weatherman: Whether you like the man of not, Jack Kage is indeed a Superstar! .. He's proven himself over the past week and a half, taking on Superstars alot bigger than him, including the opponent he's about to face! Ben Jones: Jack Kage may not be all that attractive.. He may need to get down and focus alittle more with his planning on The UwF Network.. But he sure as hell knows how to bring a good fight to the ring as im sure we're about to see. Kage jumps down from the turn buckle, turning to look up at the stage area, eagerly awaiting on his opponent. Kage's theme begins to fade off as "BOOM!" by System of a Down begins to blast throughout the arena. The Arco Arena fills with the sounds of bos as the camera switches to view Lloydster walking out from behind the curtain. The big man slowly begins to make his way down the ramp way, rubbing his fists together as he looks from side to side at the Fans. Susanna May: His opponent! .. From Newport, South West! .. Weighing in at 295 pounds! .. Lloydster!!!! The crowd roars with the sound of boos following Lloydster's introduction. Ben Jones: Would you listen to this crowd! Jason Weatherman: Well, this is what you get when you conduct brutal, unfair acts! .. Lloydster, who totally, brutally assulted Paul Springer last week on Tornado, ONLY doing so to send a message to those that step in his way, put Paul into as hospital as commented already, and well, this is what the Fans here in Sacramento think of Lloydster! The camera switches to view Kage sliding out of the ring. He lifts up the ring apron, soon pulling out a piece of 2x4. Kage then runs up the ramp way to where Lloydster is still making his way down. Kage takes a big swing at the walking giant, though Lloydster saw it coming, ducking before impact. Jason Weatherman: Wait a minute folks, whats going on here!?! Lloydster grabs Kage by the throat, lifting him up in a body press position. Lloydster's music is cut off immediately, and he can be heard yelling trash out at the Fans. Ben Jones: My lord what must that animalish Lloydster be thinking!?! Jason Weatherman: Animal would definately decide that man right down to the bone Ben.. He is a walking giant that only see's red! Whilst being held high in the air, Kage manages to use the 2x4 he still holds in his hand to wack Lloydster across the back of the head. This causes Lloydster to drop Kage, who smashes down to the steel ramp way floor. Lloydster falls to one knee, yelling in pain quite obviously. Jason Weatherman: Good God! .. Good God! .. Does Jack Kage really have no fear!?! Ben Jones: Well, a nice, hard piece of 2 by 4 to the back of the skull of a walking, talking giant certainly answers that question crystal clear Jason! .. But get aload of how Kage landed! Jason Weatherman: I tell ya folks, that steel ramp is very unforgiving in its own right, and falling 7 odd feet wouldn't help that much when you crash into it like Jack just did! Both men begin to pull eachother up. Kage attempts to swing the 2x4 once again, though Lloydster manages to grab the wood with his giant hand. Kage quickly reacts to this, hitting Lloydster fair in the crotch with a low blow. Both men drop the 2x4, with Kage attempting a DDT. Lloydster tries as best as he can to hold Kage up from hitting the DDT, swinging about on the ramp way. Lloydster soon gives way, allowing Kage to hit a tornado DDT, however! .. Due to Lloydster stumbling about, both men fall off the ramp way area, with Lloydster and Kage landing on the bare cement floor. The Fans almost immediately begin to start up a "holy shit!" chant. Ben Jones: HOLY HELL JASON!!!! Jason Weatherman: A tornado DDT from around 10 feet in the air, strait down to the floor, which I might add is NOT padded up people! .. Both men look to be out cold, quite obviously taking bad bumps to the head when colliding with that cement floor! Ben Jones: Both men are obviously injured Jason, but what about Lloydster!?! .. He would of had to suffer the most! .. A super friken DDT into the cement for christ sake! Jason Weatherman: Carnage folks! .. Complete carnage between two UwF Superstars that only wish to make a name for themselves! Ben Jones: Its all ego work Jason! .. One man peoples he's better than then the other and thats all that runs through that persons mind! .. But in this situation, where both men could indeed require major surgery after hitting the cement floor like that, I dont see why they needed to take the risk to prove a point! Jason Weatherman: I think it was a bad mistake Ben! .. As you can see in the reply, which will appear on your screens very shortly.. Lloydster stumbles, obviously alittle out of place after that shot to the back of the head with the 2 by 4! .. And then when Lloydster finally couldn't hold Kage up anymore, they just happen to fall off the damn ramp way to that outside floor! Ben Jones: We need help out here Jason! .. And fast! The titan tron comes to life, giving viewers at home a full screen shot. Footage is shown, replaying what just happened with Kage delivering a tornado DDT off the stage area to Lloydster. When the footage plays for a second time, the speed is turned down, showing Kage's impact with the cement floor. It basically shows the back of Kage's head bouncing off the cement much like a ball, clearly knocking him out. Jason Weatherman: This is! .. Its! .. Its horrible to watch Ben! .. Both men could very well be dealing with some major, dead serious problems here! Ben Jones: Your right.. It was a risk neither man needed to take.. Why Jack ran up to greet Lloydster on the ramp beats the living hell outta me, though he did it! .. And now, well, theres the scene of the crime on your screen. The titan tron finishes its replaying footage, bringing us back to the wrecking. E.M.T's and other UwF Official's are now on scene, loading both men onto stretchers. Jason Weatherman: I can't believe it Ben.. First we see The Lost Soul taken out.. Then Paul Springer on Tornado.. And now quite possibly Jack Kage and Lloydster.. Unbelieveable! The crowd aren't all that worked up at this point, obviously still in shock for what just happened. This soon changes however, as the Mean Street Posse's Theme by WWE begins to play. The camera pans slightly to face the stage area. Jason Weatherman: Oh, now whats the meaning of this!?! Ben Jones: Well, its Mr. Hella's theme. Jason Weatherman: I know that! .. But why is it playing!?! .. Why's he coming to the ring if that is indeed what we're about to see!?! .. I couldn't possibly stand seeing another tragedy here tonight for christ sakes! Ben Jones: What makes to think Mr. Hella is coming out to create another tragedy??? Jason Weatherman: I know him Ben! .. He's a black hearted son of a b*tch! Ben Jones: Good Lord! The crowd begins to roar with boos as Nathan Hella walks out on stage alone, holding a microphone. He has changed since we last saw him, now wearing a rather expensive looking suit with dark blue tie. Once propperly out on stage, he stops and ajusts the buttons on his suit. Jason Weatherman: Would you look at this folks! .. The most self centering, power drunken man I've ever met! Ben Jones: What do you expect Jason??? .. He's The Owner of this company! Jason Weatherman: Yeah, but he doesn't deserve it Ben! .. Not in my opinion! Ben Jones: Haven't you said once before that you take alot of pride in the work you do??? Jason Weatherman: Yes.. Ben Jones: Then you better watch that mouth of yours with all do respect Jason because it will get you fired! Hella quite cockily puts his hand in his pocket as he raises the microphone up to speak. His music soon fades away, though at first he is unable to speak due to the crowds reaction. Nathan Hella: Whats happening Sacramento!?! A smile crosses Hella's face as the crowd roars with boos. Nathan Hella: Now, Now.. No need to curse the wrongfully accused.. But nevermind that.. Im out here for a purpose! .. To inform everyone of a stipulation or two thats been set for tonights Main Event between the biggest loser I have ever come across! .. Being Justin Sane .. And his mighty partner in crime, Jackson Thomas! The Fans continue to boo toward Hella's comments. Jason Weatherman: "A stipulation or two" he says.. What a jacka**! Ben Jones: Jason! Hella shruggs alittle before continuing. Nathan Hella: .. The first stipulation! .. The match will be no disqualifications! The worked up crowd begin to cheer, liking the fact that a stipulation is being thrown inbetween the mix of this matchup. Hella simply nods as he looks around. Nathan Hella: And the second stipulation is! .. .. Hella suddenly stops. He looks down at the floor for a brief moment, looking to be in thought or something. After a couple of moments he looks back up at the camera and audience, showing abit of that cocky smirk once again. Nathan Hella: No! .. Justin Sane and Jackson Thomas, much like the rest of you losers, will NOT be finding out what the stipulation is here and now! .. Instead! .. All you rejects, including Thomas and Sane, will find out what that second stipulation is, 10 seconds before you both bring your miserable carcasses out here! Hella nods as his theme begins to play immediately following his words. The Arco Arena once again fills to the chorus of boos and "Hella Sucks!" chants as Hella makes his exit from the stage area. Ben Jones: 10 seconds before they come out here!?! Jason Weatherman: He's an a**hole Ben! .. And I truly appologize to those Mothers and Fathers at home who may have their children tuned into the show! .. I really do! .. But that Hella guy really gets up my skin! Ben Jones: Why??? .. Whats he ever done to you Jason??? Jason Weatherman: He's put me through hell Ben! .. Justin Sane! .. The Lost Soul! .. BOTH great gentlemen backstage that I oftenly bumped into and said "Hey" to a couple of times! .. They have families just like myself, and then I sit here at ringside, only to watch Hella humiliate them and do all he can to drive them both out! .. Its horrible! .. Its disgusting! .. And its damn well annoying! Ben Jones: .. You need help Jason.. No offense.. Massacre's theme begins to play once again as the Massacre Logo crashes into screen. The Logo stays on screen for a couple of moments before the UwF goes to commercial break. COMMERCIAL BREAK Massacre's theme plays as its Logo crashes back on screen, bringing the program back from commercial break. Some replaying footage shows you once again what happened moments ago with Jack Kage and Lloydster. Following the replay, a camera switches live to the parking lot where the two are loaded into two different ambulances before being rushed away. Jason Weatherman: A big welcome back to all of our viewers across the globe! .. And as you can see here, Jack Kage and Lloydster are being rushed off to the nearest hospital here in Sacramento! .. I do wish to apologize once again for my actions before the commercial break, though you all must understand what its like for me.. A person who actually gets to know these human beings.. Traveling with them on the road continuously.. Its like one huge family! .. And to see The Owner of all people come storming in and destroying, or atleast attempting to destroy peoples lives is just unbareable! Ben Jones: Maybe so for you, though you need to start controlling your emotions Jason.. Plain and simple. Jason Weatherman: Maybe I do Ben, maybe I do! .. But for now, Alan Payne, our Talent Relations Officer is standing up in the ring, so we'll hand it over to him! Ben Jones: Okay, Okay! .. Take it away Alan! .. .. Damn! The camera switches to view Alan Payne standing in the ring. The Fans begin to cheer for Payne, who gives abit of a wave before he begins to speak. Alan Payne: Thankyou very much.. Well, usually Superstars come and go in this industry, though the man, and his Manager, have stuck together through the good and bad for the past 8 years.. Now usually you, The Fans, wouldn't see a contract signing live on national television, though when a Superstar comes knocking on the UwF's doors, with a family that is as much into the business as he is.. Well.. A person like myself can not help but to make his or her arrival a memorable experience. Payne pauses for a moment, with the Fans beginning to get alittle excited. Alan Payne: .. And its a memorable experience I hope to achieve here tonight for the man, and Manager, im about to introduce.. So, without rambling on anymore, I'd not like to introduce to you the UwF's latest signing Superstar.. To be accompanied to the ring by his Manager, and all round good friend James Taylor.. Otherwise known as Jay.. He is making his return from retirement.. Debuting this Thursday Night on Tornado against Typhoon! .. Ladies and Gentlemen, 2-D!!!! Payne extends his arm to point up at the stage area. The camera pans around to view the stage as "Machine Gun" by Jimmy Hendrix begins to play. The crowd really liven up with cheers as 2-D and Jay walk out together from the backstage area within a matter of moments. They both stop at the top of the ramp way, with Jay raising 2-D's arm in the air. 2-D points at Jay, making sure he gets his fair share of the spotlight aswell before the two begin to walk down the ramp way. Ben Jones: WoW Jason.. What a great reception here from this Sacramento audience! Jason Weatherman: Yes indeed.. This just goes to show though to all those free agents out there that if your willing you put your life and career into the UwF, then its things like this that will be given to you as a way of saying thanks. Ben Jones: Alan is a great guy though Jason.. Very respectable. Jason Weatherman: I never said he wasn't Ben.. Alan Payne is a first class gentleman who devotes alot of his time into making this company the absolute best it can be. Ben Jones: Couldn't be more right there Jason, and this is where our cheap plug will come into play.. For all you hardcore, extreme UwF Fans, you can catch Alan Payne and his opinion every Sunday Night on the UwF Website when he presents his weekly Payne Report.. Certainly a great read indeed that features all your Massacre and Tornado Reviews, News, Rumors, Injury Update, and of course alittle section known as The Payne Predictions. Jason Weatherman: Right on the mark there Ben.. So, be logging onto the official UwF Website every Sunday Evening for The Payne Report! 2-D passes front row Fans that are sitting along the ramp way section, giving as many as possible a high five. Once at ringside, 2-D jumps up onto the apron, while Jay walks up the ring stairs and along the apron. 2-D sits on the second rope, lifting the top rope to allow Jay to get into the ring. Jay nods, thanking 2-D before getting into the ring. 2-D soon enters the ring aswell, walking across the ring to one of the corner turn buckles. He climbs up onto the second rope, raising both his arms in the air as he looks out apon the sold out crowd. Jay walks up to Payne, shaking his hand and exchanging comments before begin given the microphone. Jason Weatherman: But.. As you all can clearly see, this right here isn't about The Payne Report.. Its about 2-D, who as commented about a couple of moments ago, is returning from retirement.. The contract signing is here and now.. His beautiful Wife and Daughter are here at ringside to witness what Alan said will hopefully be a memorable experience for this all-round wrestling legend. 2-D jumps off the corner turn buckle as his theme comes to an end. He too walks across to where Payne is standing, shaking Payne's hand before walking over to the small table thats been set up with a pen and contract placed on top. 2-D begins to open up the contract pages, taking a glimps at them as Jay begins to speak. James "Jay" Taylor: Let me tell you UwF Fans a little story.. Once upon a time there was a wrestler.. Hard punches.. And suplexes so snappy that would make your bones crumble together.. Yes, I am talking about this man right here, 2-D.. Jay points across the ring at 2-D who looks up and around at the Fans who all rise to their feet with cheers. Payne can bee seen clapping his hands with a smile aswell. James "Jay" Taylor: My client is here for business.. And with that said, I guarantee you he will be walking around the halls of the United Wrestling Federation sooner or later with the still to be crowned UwF Championship! Jay begins to nod with the crowd going nuts with cheers once again. James "Jay" Taylor: .. It is just a matter of time before the Master of Disaster will call himself UwF Cha- - - Jay is cut off to the sounds of Mankind's First Theme by WWE. The Fans cheers continue to build as the arenas lights slowly begin to go out. Ben Jones: Oh boy.. Jason Weatherman: Oh boy indeed! .. Thats Typhoon's theme music! The camera switches every so often, changing to show different areas of the ringside and stage areas that remain pitch black. The music continues to blare for a good thirty to fourty seconds, with absolutely no light to lighten any part of the arena. Ben Jones: Whats happening Jason!?! .. I can't see a thing! Jason Weatherman: How the hell am I suppose to know!?! The music finally stops. The lights remain out for a moment, and then a few seconds later they switch back on to normal. The Fans begin to cheer alittle louder once again as they notice whats just happened. The camera quickly switches to view the ring area, where Jay is laying in the centre of the ring, looking to be knocked out cold in a pool of his own blood. Ben Jones: Oh my God Jason! Jason Weatherman: Oh my God indeed! .. What the hell just happened!?! .. Who did that to Jay for pete sakes!?! 2-D and Payne, who are still standing perfectly well in the ring, slide down to Jay, checking on his well being. 2-D's Wife, Rebecca, and Daughter, Mischa, jump over the security wall and crawl into the ring aswell. 2-D yells out for E.M.T's, who soon race out onto the scene. Ben Jones: This is crazy Jason! .. The Lost Soul! .. Paul Springer! .. Jack Kage and Lloydster! .. And now James Taylor! Jason Weatherman: I can not believe this Ben! .. This was meant to be a great memorable experience for all of 2-D's family, and now its nothing more than a nightmare! .. And who the hell is behind it!?! Ben Jones: Well.. Typhoon's music was playing! .. Maybe it was Typhoon! .. I guess Typhoon has all the reason in the world to conduct such an act since he's got 2-D one on one this Thursday on Tornado! Jason Weatherman: Maybe it is.. But then again, I really dont believe Typhoon would do such a thing! .. But who am I to say that somebody is innocent??? .. What I AM right to say though is that somebodies going to pay! .. 2-D is very close to Jay as seen already in his first appearence on The UwF Network aswell as here tonight.. But God damnit this aint right! The camera focuses on Jay being loaded onto a stretcher before being wheeled out from the ringside area. 2-D and his family follow closely behind, along with Payne. Massacre's theme music soon begins to play, with the programs Logo crashing on screen before taking the UwF to commercial break. COMMERCIAL BREAK Massacre's theme plays, while its Logo appears on screen, bringing the UwF back from its commercial break. The titan tron comes to life, showing Jay being loaded into an ambulance. 2-D, Rebecca, and Mischa climb into the ambulance with Jay and E.M.T's. Payne is also there, though he simply watches as the doors are slammed shut, with the ambulance soon speeding off. Once the ambulance is out of sight, Payne turns around, and his facial looks tells the entire story of how saden he must be to have witness what he just did. Jason Weatherman: Welcome back folks.. UwF Talent Relations Officer, Alan Payne there, who just watched one of his new contract signers Manager beaten to a bloody pulp right infront of his eyes while the arenas lights were out.. We do know that Typhoon's theme was playing when this happened, though we are very unsure as to whether Typhoon is behind the attack.. Ben Jones: I think he was Jason.. Sure, Typhoon may be quite the Fan Favourite right now, though who really knows the guy behind the mask??? .. Not a person. Jason Weatherman: I see your point, and you may be right.. Though I still believe Typhoon wouldn't do such a thing.. Our.. Best wishes go out to 2-D.. Jay.. And their family of course.. And just like earlier with Kage and Lloydster, lets just hope nothings too serious.. The camera then switches from the parking area to the locker room area. Nathan Hella and The Cyclone are in view, sitting on a couch infront of a television screen. They talk with one another, laughing oftenly, though you can't make out exactly whats being said. Jason Weatherman: .. Wait a minute .. Wait just a damn minute! .. Why are those two fools laugh!?! .. Are they behind Jay's assult!?! .. Ben Jones: .. What??? Jason Weatherman: I bet those two miserable souls are behind it Ben! .. Those two are the type to conduct such an act! .. It damn well sickens me even more to consider that the faction would of done it! Ben Jones: An interesting claim.. Though theres no proof! Jason Weatherman: Oh there will be Ben.. I dont know all that much about 2-D, though I have that feeling that 2-D will get to the bottom of this, even if its the last thing he does! Both men stand up, walking out of the locker room together. The camera then switches back to ringside, viewing Ring Announcer Susanna May, standing in the centre of the ring holding a microphone. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - MATCH THREE SCHEDULE FOR ONE FALL REFEREE: JIMMY STANTON NON TITLE HARLEY SHOT VS THE CYCLONE - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Massacre's theme soon gets cut off, with the sound of "Gravity" by Audiovent flooding the arenas airwaves. The Fans boos turn to cheers as the camera switches to view the Massacre stage setup, just as the arenas lights go out. Blue pyros soon begin to go off on either side of the stage area before the arenas lights come back on to view Harley Shot at the top of the stage area with his arms held high in the air. Shot soon begins to make his way down the ramp way, tapping a few of the front rowers hands as he walks by. Susanna May: The following contest is schedule for one fall! .. Introducing first, from New South Wales, Australia! .. Weighing in at 254 pounds! .. Harley Shot!!!! Shot is given a fairly good reaction from the crowd following his introduction. He soon reaches the ring area, struting quite confidently up the ring stairs and along the apron. He soon climbs into the ring, giving Referee Jimmy Stanton abit of a nod before climbing up onto the second rope of one of the corner turn buckles, where he raises his arms in the air once again for the audience. Ben Jones: Mmm what a body.. Jason Weatherman: Harley Shot, who sets to debut against one half of The Diabolical Alliance, looking to be in magnificent shape! Ben Jones: .. Yeah, but I'd hate to see what kinda shape he'll be in when The Cyclone's done with him.. Jason Weatherman: I bet you'd be the type to enjoy seeing Harley get screwed over here by the faction, though let me just remind you that Dustin Thorn is NOT with us here tonight due to a bad case of the flu, aswell as the birth of his new born baby boy! .. So that leaves us only with Hella, who I know is wondering about backstage with The Cyclone as we saw moments ago. Shot steps away from the corner turn buckle as his theme comes to an end. "The Beast" by The Cyclone Inc. begins to play as the lights slowly dim. The camera switches to view the stage area as a blood red light begins to flood it. The Cyclone AND Nathan Hella then walk out from behind the curtain, side by side to the sounds of an eruption of boos. Jason Weatherman: Now come on! .. Hella is NOT needed out here in this match-up! Ben Jones: Dare I remind you yet again that he is The Owner of this company, therefore he can do whatever the hell he pleases to whomever he pleases.. Whenever he pleases! Jason Weatherman: Quite the speech there Mr. Bush, but no! .. Its not fair! .. Its not right! .. And as an Owner, you'd think he'd know better! .. But nooo! Both men stop at the top of the ramp way. The Cyclone looks to be really worked up and ready as he looks strait down at the ring area. Hella on the other hand, stands alongside The Cyclone, pointing at him as he looks around at the booing crowd. The Cyclone soon turns to face Hella. The two exchange brief words before The Cyclone begins to make his way down the ramp way. Hella gives abit of a cocky bow to the crowd before heading backstage once again. Susanna May: His opponent! .. From San Antonio, Texas! .. Weighing in at 327 pounds! .. The Cyclone!!!! The Cyclone climbs up onto the apron, getting into the ring over the top rope. The lights flash back on to normal as The Cyclone and Shot begin to circle the ring, eyeing eachother down. The Cyclone's theme fades off as Jimmy calls for the bell. Not long after the bell rings, both men tie up. The Cyclone gets the better of the tieing situation, using his power and strength to push Shot with great force, making him tumble right off his feet. The Cyclone then begins to nod in a cocky manner as Shot slowly rises back to his feet. Ben Jones: Hey! .. Get aload of The Beast! Jason Weatherman: The Cyclone is indeed a power house folks as we just saw.. Harley Shot, who's debuting here in this match, needs to work on the big man in a more technical style if he wishes to succeed in this match-up, though how funny would it be to see Harley pull off the upset here against The Cyclone. Ben Jones: It wouldn't be funny Jason.. It would be devastating! Shot begins to nod soon enough aswell, challenging The Cyclone to tie up with him once again. The Cyclone shruggs to this request, preparing himself to do so. The two look as though they are about to tie up, though before they do, Shot manages to duck The Cyclone. The Cyclone then spins around, but is soon taken down with a dropkick strait to the face. The crowd really gets behind Shot as he leaps back to his feet, pointing at his brain as he looks at The Cyclone, who sits up immediately looking completely worked up. Jason Weatherman: Well, Harley's just put The Cyclone back in his place, proving to him that he can out smart him, though it may come as a huge disadvantage because the big three-thirty pound monster doesn't look too damn happy! Ben Jones: He's sadistic! .. Psychotic! .. And whys that!?! .. Because he's been pumped up at the hands of the master mind himself, Mr. Hella! Jason Weatherman: "The master mind".. Pfft! .. Give me a damn break Ben! The Cyclone quickly gets back to his feet. He storms across to Shot, attempting to take him down unexpectedly with a clothesline. However, Shot is thinking quickly, ducking the clothesline before grabbing The Cyclone's head and neck from behind, taking the big man down with a falling neckbreaker. Once again, Shot jumps back to his feet, pointing at his brain as he looks toward The Cyclone, who sits back up looking really pissed off. Ben Jones: Oh now you've gone it Harley! .. Gave over my friend! Shot challenges The Cyclone to bring it on, and bring it The Cyclone does. Shot gets in a few right handers, though The Cyclone manages to catch one of them before squeezing at Shot's fist, making him yell in pain. The Cyclone soon yanks Shot toward him, taking Shot down with a powerful clothesline. Shot stumbles back to his feet in a matter of seconds, with The Cyclone grabbing ahold of one of his arms. The Cyclone then twists Shot's arm, taking him down with an arm wrench, followed by jumping knees to the upper arm section. Ben Jones: I dont care what you say Jason, The Cyclone is a huge asset to the UwF, whether he's got someone by his side or not! .. The size! .. The weight! .. The skills! .. He's a freak Jason! .. Simply put! Jason Weatherman: I never said The Cyclone wasn't a great athlete.. Though he's been brainwashed just like Thorn by Hella, and for that very reason I think we're not seeing "The Beast" that he truly is. The Cyclone bad mouths Jimmy alittle before picking Shot up and taking him back down with a gutwrench suplex. The Cyclone hooks Shot's leg shortly after, ordering Jimmy to get down and make the count, [ 1.. ].. Shot kicks out. The Cyclone looks up at Jimmy for a moment before lifting Shot's head up and locking him into a sleeper. The Cyclone begins to jump up and down off the mat whilst holding the sleeper in place, adding great body pressure into the lock. Ben Jones: Check it out Jason! .. The Cyclone is a power house AND somewhat of a technical submission-ist! Jason Weatherman: A technical what??? .. Oh thats right, much like Mr. Hella.. A techinal jacka**! Ben Jones: You better hope Mr. Hella aint hearing this! Jason Weatherman: I dont give a rats a** if he is! Shot slowly fades away. Once he looks to be out cold, Jimmy grabs his right arm, raising it in the air before letting go. Shot's arm drops down to the mat, [ 1! .. ].. Jimmy grabs ahold of Shot's arm once again, raising it up. He lets go, with it dropping back down to the mat, [ 2! .. ].. The crowd really begin to get behind Shot as Jimmy raises the arm up for the final time. The Cyclone begins to freak out, tightening the hold even more. Jimmy lets go and the arm falls, however, a shot of life sprints right into Shot, making him raise his arm strait back up. Jason Weatherman: These Fans! .. Harley Shot! .. They can all feel it Ben! .. The electricity is pumping wildly throughout the Arco Arena! Ben Jones: Harder, Harder Cyclone! .. Squeeze the life right outta him! With great struggle, Shot manages to climb up to his knees, with The Cyclone continuing to hold him in the sleeper position. Shot then uses what energy he has left in him to make The Cyclone let go with a dropping jawbreaker. The Cyclone stumbles into the ropes, allowing Shot enough time to find it in himself to get back up to his feet. Shot begins to lay in some nice right hands to the face of The Cyclone. He soon attempts an irish whip, though its reversed. Shot runs into the ropes and throws himself at The Cyclone, attempting a jumping clothesline. This doesn't go down however, with The Cyclone countering Shot into a powerslam, followed quickly by a hook of the leg, [ 1.. 2.. ].. Shot gets a shoulder up. Jason Weatherman: Ohhhh! .. I felt Harley building the momentum, only to be taken away so damn quickly by a beautifully executed powerslam by The Cyclone! Ben Jones: That was great! The Cyclone gets back to his feet strait away after the pinfall count. He exits the ring, walking across the apron before climbing one of the corner turn buckles. Shot begins to stumble back to his feet. Once up, The Cyclone leaps from the top rope, taking Shot down once again with a flying clothesline. The Cyclone then jumps back to his feet, raising his right arm in the air as he taunts for Shot to get back up. Jason Weatherman: Oh this doesn't look good for Harley! Ben Jones: Yes! .. Yes! .. Yes! .. Cyclone's Edge time baby! Shot slowly begins to pull himself up with the help of the ropes. Finally once back to his feet, Shot stumbles away from the corner turn buckle, falling strait into the hands of The Cyclone, who slaps his hand around Shot's neck. With great strength, The Cyclone lifts Shot high up into the air, slamming him down with The Cyclone's Edge. The Fans begin to boo like crazy as The Cyclone drops to his knees, making quite a cocky cover, [ 1.. 2.. ].. Shot somehow gets a shoulder up JUST in-time. Jason Weatherman: I DO NOT BELIEVE IT!!!! .. HARLEY SHOT KICKED OUT!!!! Ben Jones: What the hell!?! Jason Weatherman: Serves him damn well right for being so damn cocky about things! .. If he hooked Harley's leg, then MAYBE he might of gained himself the victory! The Cyclone sits up, looking at Jimmy with a real shocked look. He then begins to pound the ring mat with his fist before jumping back to his feet and signaling for The Cyclone's Devastation. The Cyclone then, quite viciously, pulls Shot up and sets him up inbetween his legs. Ben Jones: The Beast may not of gotten the pinfall after The Cyclone's Edge, though I assure you he will once he hits The Cyclone's Devastation! Jason Weatherman: You may be right there. The Cyclone yells abit of trash talk out at Jimmy and the crowd before lifting Shot up onto his shoulders in the powerbomb position. Once up top however, Shot begins to pound at The Cyclone's head with everything he's got. The Fans turn from boos to cheers, knowing this Shot's last chance. After hitting fifteen odd right hands, Shot finally manages to escape, taking The Cyclone down with a hurracanrana. Shot quickly gets back to his feet, taunting The Cyclone big time as The Cyclone stumbles back to his feet. Jason Weatherman: Harley breaks away from The Cyclone and now he's seaking his moment to strike! Ben Jones: Ahhh.. Mr. Hella! The Cyclone stumbles away from the ropes. Shot kicks him in the mid-section, quickly setting him up before delivering the Shotgun DDT. Shot gets back to his knee's immediately following the move, considering a cover, though it looks as though he begins to realize that The Cyclone may kick out. So, to play it safe, Shot gets back to his feet, running across the ring and strait up onto the turn buckle, leaping off and connecting with Lesson Learnt. Shot begins to roll around the mat alittle following impact, obviously alittle hurt after all he's taken. Jason Weatherman: HARLEY SHOT!!!! .. HARLEY SHOT!!!! Ben Jones: MR. HELLA!!!! Shot finally groups himself enough to hook The Cyclone's leg. Jimmy slides down to make the count, with the Arco Arena yelling the count with him, [ 1.. 2.. 3.. ].. Jimmy calls for the bell as Shot's theme begins to play. Susanna May: The winner of this contest! .. Harley Shot!!!! Shot raises his arm in the air as he begins to roll his way out of the ring. The crowd is going absolutely nuts. Jason Weatherman: What an upset Ben! .. Harley Shot! .. A winner in his debut match against The Cyclone! Ben Jones: Damnit! .. I wonder what its gonna be like for The Cyclone going back to the locker room and having to face Mr. Hella??? Jason Weatherman: I couldn't care less! .. Harley Shot has upset The Cyclone here on Massacre, gaining a victory in his debuting match! .. After ALL thats gone wrong here tonight, this most certainly has payed off well for the Fans and myself! .. YOU BEAUTY!!!! Ben Jones: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.. Moving right along people! Shot is seen stumbling his way up the ramp way, still not really soaking in the fact that he just won. The camera switches to view The Cyclone in the ring, who is starting to climb back to his feet. Once up, The Cyclone realizes whats happened. He begins to kick at the bottom ring rope, yelling out in a huge fit of rage before leaving the ring. As he does this, the titan tron comes to life once again, giving home viewers a full screen shot. The footage shows the moving posers of 2-D and Mikel Rome. Tornado's theme suddenly begins to play over the arenas PA system, showing Tornado Logo's and background for these posers. Ben Jones: Here you have it people! .. This Thursday Night on Tornado! .. 2-D, who we saw earlier, and Mikel Rome will be making there official UwF in-ring debuts! .. Something I for one am looking forward to seeing! .. Thats Thursday Night! .. Check your local listings for the right time and channel! Massacre's theme then begins to play as the up-coming Main Event posers begins to play over the titan tron. The Fans within the arena get even louder with cheers as they notice this. Jason Weatherman: And how could we forget!?! .. Justin Sane! .. Jackson Thomas! .. Its now No Disqualifications thanks to Hella and an announcement he had alittle earlier, pitting that stipulation as part of this huge match-up! .. Hella says theres another to come however! .. What will the power drunk jacka** have up his sleeve as the second stipulation!?! .. We'll find out next, so stay with us! Ben Jones: My lord Jason! Massacre's theme continues to play as the Logo crashes on screen. The UwF then goes for its final commercial break of the night. COMMERCIAL BREAK Massacre's theme is heard playing throughout the Arco Arena as the Massacre Logo appears on screen, bringing the UwF back from its final commercial break. The Logo shatters after a couple of seconds before a camera switches live to view the Massacre stage setup. It then begins to pan around at the pumped up audience. Jason Weatherman: For the last time this evening, welcome back folks to UwF Massacre! .. What a show it has been indeed! .. Junior beats Ice Cold! .. Jack Kage and Lloydster fall 10 odd feet from the ramp way to the cement floor, which resulted on the both being raced to a hospital! .. James Taylor, who is 2-D's Manager and best friend, was brutally assulted when Typhoon's music hit and the lights went out for a good 40 seconds! .. We are STILL unaware of who is behind that! .. And to something we will not forget for a long time to come, Harley Shot! .. Who debuted here tonight! .. Has upsetted The Cyclone one on one, pinning him for the three count just before our last commercial break! .. What a night it has been, but of course, it aint over! Ben Jones: Take a breath Jason! .. Yes, as you've heard, we aren't said and done yet! .. Jackson Thomas is set to take on his partner in this Thursday's Tornado Main Event, Justin Sane! .. No Disqualifications has been set as the stipulation, as you've been reminded a thousand times already! .. one more stipulation is about to be announced! .. I think .. And yeah .. Thats it! Jason Weatherman: Way to go Ben.. The camera continues to pan around as Massacre's music dies off. The Mean Street Posse's Theme by WWE begins to play throughout the sold out arena. The Sacramento crowd begins to go mad with boos as the camera switches to view Nathan Hella walking out on stage. He does alittle cocky pose for the Fans before making the strut down the ramp way, toward the ring area. Susanna May: Ladies and Gentlemen! .. Please welcome, The Owner of the United Wrestling Federation! .. Nathan Hella!!!! Hella raises his arms whilst continuing the walk toward the ring. He gets the biggest heat of the night, with the crowd all over him right through his entrance. He walks up the ring stairs and along the apron before demanding Senior Referee Todd Watson, whos standing in the ring for the up-coming contest, to widen the ropes. A reluctant Todd soon does what he's told, sitting on the second rope as Hella enters the ring. Jason Weatherman: What a hide this man has! .. Everyones mean't to treat him like a King all of a sudden! Ben Jones: He's our boss, why shouldn't he!?! Jason Weatherman: Because we're human-friken-beings, not slaves! Hella does alittle strut in the ring before being handed the microphone from Susanna. He calls for his music to be cut off, which soon happens. Nathan Hella: Come on ya bunch of losers! .. Is that the best reception you can give The Owner of the United Wrestling Federation!?! The crowd begin to go absolutely nuts with boos, which infact makes Hella laugh for a moment or two. Nathan Hella: Oh how I eagerly await a Massacre or Tornado event! .. Though thats another situation! .. The situation at hand is this up-coming match! .. A No Disqualification match between two complete losers that belong right under this 6000 dollar shoe of mine! The Fans interupt Hella with boos. Nathan Hella: Hey, Hey! .. Lets not forget that that its YOUR money that paid for these shoes! Hella begins to laugh once again as the Fans continue to crumble him with boos. Nathan Hella: .. So whats the second stipulation you ask!?! .. Hella signals to the crowd to give him one moment. He hands the microphone to Todd before unbuttoning his suit jacket. He makes Susanna take the jacket off for him, revealing to have himself a very stylish, somewhat royalish referee shirt. Jason Weatherman: You've GOT to be joking me!?! .. Tell me this is not what im seeing! Ben can be heard laughing quite happily as Hella is given the microphone back. Nathan Hella: Thats right junkies! .. The stipulation is me! .. Nathan Hella! .. YOUR Special Guest Referee! Hella takes a bow with the crowd starting up a "Hella Sucks!" chant. Nathan Hella: Oh! .. One last thing! .. If Justin Sane does NOT win this match, then he will be suspended! Hella begins to laugh as the crowd continue to boo. Jason Weatherman: Sane will be suspended if he loses!?! .. THats three stipulations! Hella shruggs before continuing. Nathan Hella: Yeah, you all heard me! .. Justin's outta here if he can not pin Jackson, or make him tap out! .. Okay, maybe thats three stipulations when I said there would be only two, though who's really counting!?! Hella laughs once again as he hands the microphone back to Susanna. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - MAIN EVENT NO DISQUALIFICATIONS SCHEDULE FOR ONE FALL REFEREE: NATHAN HELLA NON TITLE JACKSON THOMAS VS JUSTIN SANE - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Hella orders Todd to leave the ring before he begins to "warm" himself up. "Word Life" begins to play within a couple of moments. The Fans begin to roar with cheers as the camera pans around to view Jackson Thomas walking out onto stage. He gives the crowd alittle pose before pulling a microphone out from his baggy pocket. He slowly begins to make his way down the ramp way whilst speaking. Jackson Thomas: Yo.. Cut that music.. I got a rhyme fo' the Arco! Thomas receives a standing ovation from the crowd as his theme is cut off. Jackson Thomas: Yo, I知 that ill cat make ya' bleed worse than Lennox Lewis.. I知 too hot to hold down, so yo' Justin Sane let's do this.. Sacramento Fans are in the stands, throwing up those double hands.. After the match I'm gonna throw a fist in Hella's master plan.. Hey Thorn, calm down your man, you gots to tell him to take it easy, he痴 got that weird obsession with American Idol's Justin Guarini! .. Justin Sane please reconsider.. I知 more than you can handle bro, I値l kick yo' ass so hard, you'll be walkin' with a permanent camel toe.. You should go back to fighting The Faction, this whole match is a waste man, I don稚 need to wrestle you, when I could be entertaining another #1 Fan! .. I aint from Sacramento, but you all know I have the magic stick.. That means I知 ill representin' yo' city when I reach down and grab my di- - - The Fans yell "D*CK!" with Thomas. He gives abit of a grin as he climbs up onto the apron and gets into the ring. Thomas walks past Susanna, handing her the microphone. Susanna begins to blush as Thomas looks her over before heading to one of the corner turn buckles, where he climbs up onto the second rope and yells alittle trash out at the Fans before giving another pose. Susanna May: The following contest is a No Disqualification match, schedule for one fall, with Justin Sane's active career on the line! .. In the ring! .. From Toronto, Canada! .. Weighing in at 250 pounds! .. Jackson "The Franchise" Thomas!!!! Thomas begins to raise his arms up and down like he's lifting the rafters of the arena. The Fans begin to do the same as they cheer on. Ben Jones: What a rap Jason! Jason Weatherman: Well.. It put those bleeper guys to work.. If you need to rely on anybody to continue dishing out fresh material though, its Jackson Thomas without a doubt! Ben Jones: For sure! .. He's got some great microphone skills yo'! Jason Weatherman: .. .. Ben Jones: No??? .. Ah well, it was worth a try. Thomas bounces off the corner turn buckle ropes, showing he's all fired up and ready. Hella is seen looking at him from across the ring, shaking his head in a look of disgust. Thomas's theme comes to an end just as the arenas lights begin to flicker. The crowd continues to go wild with cheers as this happens. The lights soon go out completely, with two lightning bolts hitting either side of the stage area. "Enter the Sandman" by Metallica begins to blast throughout the arena. The lights begin to flicker once again as the camera switches to view Justin Sane storming out from behind the curtain. He races across to one side of the stage, really hyping up the crowd before running across to the other side and doing the same. Jason Weatherman: Would you listen to this ovation! .. Yes indeed! .. Justin Sane is here in the Arco Arena atleast! .. Fulfilling his dream of becoming a Superstar in this industry! .. And a Superstar he has become here in the United Wrestling Federation! Ben Jones: Maybe.. But for how much longer??? .. Mr. Hella has Sane's career on the line in this match Jason! Jason Weatherman: So friken what!?! .. Justin's gonna come out here, give Jackson all he damn well has, and risk that chance of being suspended! .. What more can you ask of the man!?! Ben Jones: .. .. Sane moves to the top of the ramp way, where he stops and points down toward Hella in the ring. Sane then begins to make his way down, continuing to point at Hella all the way. Susanna May: His opponent! .. From Miami, Florida! .. Weighing in at 340 pounds! .. Justin Sane!!!! Two lightning bolts hit either side of the stage area as Sane hits the half way mark down the ramp way. The camera quickly switches to view Hella, who jumps back in total fear as this happens. The camera soon switches back to view Sane as he reaches the ringside area. Jason Weatherman: I tell you what Ben, THIS is what the UwF should be all about! .. Great Superstars! .. Great matches! .. Sure, Hella may be involved in this match as Special Guest Referee with all his little stipulations, though its the match that counts at the end of the day, and what a match its going to be! Ben Jones: I still can't get over Harley Shot's luck.. Jason can be heard laughing for a brief moment. Sane jumps up onto the apron, getting strait into the ring. As he does this, Hella quickly exits the ring. Sane taunts for Hella to get back in the ring, though as he this, Hella points at his exclusive shirt, informing Sane several times that he's an official, and can not be touched. Jason Weatherman: For christ sake, stop your whinning and get in the damn ring Hella! .. Start this damn thing for pete sakes! Ben Jones: When he's good and ready Jason. Thomas soon walks up behind Sane, spinning him around. Sane's music gets cut off immediately as this happens. Thomas gets right in Sane's face, telling him the issues are now between eachother. Sane looks away for a brief moment, before lashing out on Thomas with right hands. Hella quickly rolls into the ring, jumping back to his feet and calling for the bell. Ben Jones: Look Jason! .. Already tension between the two! .. You wanna talk about massive egos, check out these two! Sane backs Thomas into the ropes before grabbing ahold of one of his arms. He irish whips Thomas, however, instead of letting go of Thomas, Sane holds on, pulling Thomas back toward him. Sane then wraps his arms around Thomas, hitting a releasing belly to back suplex. Sane quickly crawls up to Thomas, hooking the leg. Hella slides down to make the count, [ 1.. ].. Thomas powers out. Ben Jones: WooHoo! .. Just goes to show ya Jason! .. Mr. Hella is a fair man! Jason Weatherman: Well.. He did count propperly on that pinfall exchange.. Though we aren't at the end of this match yet Ben. Thomas stumbles his way into one of the corner turn buckles. Sane gets back to his feet, talking alittle trash to Hella before walking across the ring and hitting a few nice boots to the upper and lower chest areas of Thomas. Hella gets close enough inbetween the two to start counting Sane out, [ 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. ].. Hella shows no fear, getting in Sane's face immediately following the count. Sane ends up grabbing Hella by the scruff of the shirt, yelling right in his face. Hella screams for his life, though before Sane can do anything, Thomas comes up behind Hella, pulling Hella right out of the way before laying in some hard right hands to Sane. Thomas backs Sane right up into the ropes before taking a couple of steps back, taking Sane up and over the top rope to the outside with a powerful clothesline. Ben Jones: Justin could be pink slipped for touching an official! Jason Weatherman: In a normal situation, yes.. But this is no disqualifications! .. Hella made the rule, and now he'll need to deal with the fact that this match could very well get out of control at a heart beat! Ben Jones: What!?! .. Surely Mr. Hella would of thought something up to protect himself from behing attacked by either men! Jason Weatherman: Guess not. Sane climbs back to his feet on the outside. Thomas then grabs ahold of the top rope, pulling it before using it as a sling to throw him over the top, taking Sane down on the outside with a high flying body press. Both men lay on the outside for a few moments. Hella can be seen in the ring, trying to figure out exactly what to do next. Jason Weatherman: Does The Franchise have absolutely no fear!?! Ben Jones: I dont know Jason, but the cutie is gonna really hurt himself one day with moves like that! Jason Weatherman: Cutie??? .. Ben Jones: Face it Jason.. He's a hunk! Jason Weatherman: Oh.. My.. God.. Ben Jones: What??? Jason Weatherman: .. .. Nevermind! Both men end up pulling eachother up at the same time. Thomas throws one or two decent right hands in before trying to smash Sane's head into the security railing. Sane however blocks, hitting Thomas in the mid-section with an elbow before smashing Thomas face first into the security railing. Thomas stumbles back alittle before being picked up by Sane. Sane then drops Thomas chest first onto the security railing. Fans in the front row begin to tap Thomas, getting somewhat in the way of Sane being able to do anything. Jason Weatherman: It shows right here how wrapped up in excitement these Fans can get at a live event! .. Its gotta be scary. Ben Jones: Mmm, what I'd do to touch The Franchise baby! Jason Weatherman: Oh I think im going to throw up! Ben Jones: Huh??? .. Why??? Jason Weatherman: .. .. Sane manages to finally pull Thomas away from the security rail and Fans. He then irish whips Thomas into the ring stairs, showing no mercy. The Fans of course cheer along to whats going on. Sane walks around the ring stairs to the commentary table area. He yells alittle trash out at Ben and Jason before removing the tables logo'ed covering. Ben Jones: Ah! .. Jason, I need to hide behind you! Jason Weatherman: Justin's feeling the moment people! .. Something big is on his mind here! .. I certainly dont believe Justin needs to take things this far, though who am I to tell him what to do!?! Ben Jones: Mr. Hella's the Special Guest Referee! .. Why isn't he restraining order!?! Jason Weatherman: Again Ben, this is No Disqualifications! .. Justin Sane will however need to get Jackson back in the ring if he intends on winning this match! .. Its No Disqualifications, but pinfalls can only be made within the ring! Sane removes the two monitors on either side of the table before clearing off all the papperwork. He then walks back over to where Thomas is laying. Sane picks Thomas up by the hair, smashing his head into the ring stairs for good measure. Sane brings Thomas around to the commentary table area, attempting to slam his head into the commentary table. This doesn't happen though, with Thomas blocking before sending Sane's head into the table. Thomas stumbles over to where Susanna and the time keeper are. He picks up the ring bell before walking back to where Sane is. Thomas grabs his crotch area, basically using his cocky attitude to taunt Sane. Thomas then races toward Sane, knocking Sane senseless with the ring bell. Sane falls back onto the commentary table, looking to be out cold. Jason Weatherman: MY GOD!!!! Ben Jones: This is brutality, not a damn match! Jason Weatherman: Your not wrong there Ben! .. But get aload of Hella up in the ring! .. He's loving every last minute of this! Ben Jones: Why wouldn't he be!?! .. Jackson and Justin destroyed his master plan last week on Tornado, so now he sits back as the Special Guest Referee, watching the two turn against eachother and pretty much beat everyother to a bloody pulp! Jason Weatherman: Speaking of, Sane's busted wide open folks! .. That shot to the skull with the ring bell has payed its toll on Justin right here! Thomas throws the bell to the floor, taking a few moments for a breather. The camera switches to view Hella in the ring, who is laying down on the mat, quite relaxed with a smirk crossing his face. He gives the crowd abit of a wave, and the Fans quickly respond with "Hella Sucks!" chants. As the chorus of chants build, Hella jumps back to his feet, hyping the crowd up even more with insults. Meanwhile, the camera switches to view Thomas getting up on the outside. He stumbles to where Sane is laying on the commentary table. Thomas lays in a few right hands before looking up at the ring area. He then punches Sane a couple more times before jumping back up onto the apron. This makes Hella stop the taunting. Thomas looks across the ring at Hella, who looks back alot more seriously. Thomas gives Hella a few choiced words before climbing one of the corner turn buckles. Jason Weatherman: I think The Franchise has something big on his mind right here folks! Ben Jones: Did you just see how he spoke to The Owner of this company!?! Jason Weatherman: I heard it too Ben! .. Whats your point??? Ben Jones: My point!?! .. My point!?! .. How can you say that!?! Thomas looks around at the crowd, who begin to liven up knowing that something big is about to happen. Thomas shruggs at the crowd alittle before giving alittle peace sign. He then leaps from the top turn buckle rope, strait to the outside, gaining for an elbow drop on Sane. Sane see's this however, moving off the commentary table real quickly, leaving nothing but the unforgiving commentary table to break Thomas's HUGE leap. Jason and Ben are seen jumping the hell out of the way just before Thomas hits. The table, quite obviously, smashes to pieces, with the crowd going absolutely crazy with cheers. Ben Jones: HOLY HELL!!!! Jason Weatherman: HOLY HELL!?!?! .. MORE LIKE HOLY SH*T!!!! Ben Jones:The Franchise misses BIG TIME on an elbow drop from the ring, right out here to the outside! Jason Weatherman: I can't believe the distance he leaped Ben! .. And to have Justin move out of the way in-time, leaving nothing but a table to catch him is nothing more than suicidal! The camera switches to view Hella up in the ring, who is watching on with his jaw dropped. A "Holy Shit!" chant rises from the Sacramento crowd. The camera switches back to view the wreckage on the outside. Sane is slowly climbing back to his feet with the help of the ring apron. Blood is puring from his forehead. Once up on his feet, Sane wripes some of blood from his face. He takes a good look at his hand, before yelling out in a complete fit of rage. Ben Jones: Oh boy.. Justin Sane has just realized the damage The Franchise has conflicted on him! .. Not good for Jackson! Jason Weatherman: Not at all Ben, though Jackson's got no where to go! .. He looks to be out cold here at our feet! .. And I really wouldn't be surprised if thats the case! Sane stumbles over to the smashed up commentary table. He uses what energy he has left to pick Thomas up and take him back to the ring, where he then rolls him under the bottom rope. Sane then crawls into the ring shortly after, covering Thomas. The Fans cheer like mad as this happens. Hella notices the cover whilst standing across the ring. He looks around like he's panicing, though soon slides down and begins to make the count. The psyched up crowd yell out the count as Hella taps the mat, [ 1.. 2.. .. .. ].. The Fans yell "three!", however Hella doesn't tap his hand down for the third time. Jason Weatherman: WHAT THE HELL!?!?! .. MAKE THE DAMN COUNT HELLA!!!! Ben Jones: He's not gonna! .. He's not gonna do it Jason! Ben can be heard laughing as the crowd begin to boo like crazy. Sane looks up, noticing Hella's hand still up. Hella continues to look as though he's panicing. Sane begins to stumble up with the help of the ring ropes. His blood covered face shows clearly that he's had enough. Sane walks over to Hella, dragging Hella back to his feet. Ben Jones: What's Justin doing!?! Jason Weatherman: Yes! .. Do it! .. For christ sakes do it, and dont hold back Justin! Blood drips onto Hella's clothes as Sane screams and yells in Hella's face. The crowd begin to go wild once again with cheers as this happens. Sane then throws Hella into one of the corner turn buckles. He then begins to hit Hella with hard lefts and rights. As this is happening, the camera switches to view the ramp way, where The Cyclone is racing down. Jason Weatherman: Wait a minute! .. Ben Jones: ITS THE CYCLONE!!!! .. MR. HELLA's SAVED!!!! The Cyclone slides into the ring and quickly gets to his feet. He comes up behind Sane, spinning him around. The Cyclone then goes for a right hand, though Sane blocks it. Sane then begins to pound the living hell out of The Cyclone, much to the Fans pleasure. Jason Weatherman: Hella was gettin his a** kicked, and now The Cyclone is! .. This is unbelieveable! Ben Jones: Where's Dustin!?! Jason Weatherman: Not here, remember!?! .. This is all the faction has to offer here on this night, and Justin WILL NOT be denied! Thomas can be seen slowly crawling back to his feet. Sane grabs The Cyclone by the back of the head, smashing him face first into one of the corner turn buckles. Sane then runs into the ropes as The Cyclone stumbles out from the corner, soon hitting The Institution on The Cyclone with great impact. Ben Jones: Ahhh! Jason Weatherman: I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT!!!! Sane climbs back to his feet, really pumped up and feeling the momentum. He livens the crowd alittle more, soon noticing Thomas. Sane then lines Thomas up carefully. Thomas finally gets back to his feet, stumbling away from the ropes. As he does this, Sane bolts toward him, taking Thomas down with The Institution. Jason Weatherman: ANOTHER ONE!!!! .. I DONT KNOW HOW JUSTIN's DOING THIS!!!! With blood dripping down Sane and onto Thomas, Sane makes the cover. The crowd begin to yell out the count, though theres no Referee due to the assult Sane layed out on Hella just moments ago. Jason Weatherman: Justin's got this match won again, but Hella's down! Ben Jones: AHH HAA! .. Serves him right for beating on an official! Jason Weatherman: Maybe things wont turn out too bad cause look who's coming down the ramp way! The camera flicks to view Senior Referee Todd Watson, running down the ramp way. He slides into the ring, immediately starting to make the pinfall count, [ 1.. 2.. ].. Thomas somehow gets a shoulder up, and this jacked up crowd can not believe it. Jason Weatherman: WHAT!?!?! Ben Jones: THE FRANCHISE HAS KICKED OUT BABY!!!! .. WHOO-HOO!!!! Jason Weatherman: My God what must Jackson have left in his tank!?! Ben Jones: Obviously alot more than you think he does! .. What is this anyway!?! .. You all of a sudden against The Franchise!?! Jason Weatherman: Not at all! .. Though I dont want to see Justin Sane lose his damn job because of selfish, un-fair stipulation made by the devil himself, Hella, that states he's out of a damn job if he loses! .. Nobody wants to see that happen Ben! Ben Jones: I sure as hell do! Jason Weatherman: Then you disgust me as much as Hella does! Hella can be seen stumbling back to his feet. Sane sits up on his knees, looking in complete disbelief at Todd, who tells him its only a two count. Sane climbs back to his feet, storming over to Todd. He then gets right in Todd's face before punching him fair in the jaw, knocking the Senior Referee right out of his boots. Jason Weatherman: BOOM!!!! .. Down does Todd! .. Nothing personal Watson! Ben Jones: Nothing personal!?! .. Justin just knocked him out because Jackson kicked out! Thomas stumbles up to his knees, looking to be completely out of it. Sane yells as he signals to the Fans that the end is near. Sane then grabs Thomas, placing him inbetween his legs. Sane lifts Thomas's arms up, preparing to hit the Elektrik Shok. Jason Weatherman: OH YEAH!!!! .. THIS'LL DO IT!!!! Ben Jones: Somebody! .. Anybody! .. Come take down Justin for your damn boss! Jason Weatherman: Like hell anyone will! Sane goes to do the move, though before he hoists Thomas up, Hella gets in his face. This makes Sane let go of Thomas, who falls to his knees. Sane then grabs Hella once again by the scruff of the shirt. The Fans continue to cheer like hell, with Sane setting Hella up inbetween his legs. Sane then hooks Hella's arms to give him the finisher, though before he can do anything, Thomas stumbles back to his feet behind Sane, tilting Sane's head and neck back before locking him into The Ender. Thomas falls back onto the mat, locking the submission move into fair lock. Hella, who's on his knees, looks up at whats going on. Without even waiting to see if Sane will tap, Hella calls for the bell. Jason Weatherman: This could be over ri- - - .. .. Wait a minute! Ben Jones: Mr. Hella's called for the bell! .. But what for!?! Hella quickly rolls out of the ring, stumbling over to where Susanna is seated. Back in the ring, Thomas lets go of the hold, sitting up on his knees wanting to know whats going on. Hella begins to talk with Susanna. The crowd are fairly quiet at this time, also wanting to know exactly whats going on. Hella finishes saying what he has to say to Susanna, making his way around the ring area with The Cyclone, who is now out of the ring aswell. Sane sits up on his knees, gasping for breath. Jason Weatherman: So whats going on!?! Ben Jones: I've got no idea.. I guess we're about to find out though! The camera switches to view Susanna on the outside, standing up. Susanna May: Ladies and Gentlemen! .. Special Guest Referee Mr. Hella has just informed me that your winner, by submission! .. Jackson "The Franchise" Thomas!!!! The crowd begin to roar with boos to this announcement. Not because they hate or dislike Thomas, but because Sane has just been screwed out of the match and his job. Hella and The Cyclone begin to immediately head up the ramp way, with Hella looking down and giving Sane the finger. Jason Weatherman: Your kidding me! Ben Jones: Mr. Hella has screwed Justin Sane! .. Oh happy day! Jason Weatherman: The move wasn't even applied for five seconds! .. Justin never tapped out! .. This is friken not right damnit! Thomas and Sane get back to their feet in the ring. Thomas looks at Sane, giving the feeling that he too does not like what just went down. Sane begins to kick the bottom ring rope, suddenly lashing out and kicking Thomas in the mid-section. Sane quickly sets Thomas up inbetween his legs, hoisting him up and hitting the Elektrik Shok. Jason Weatherman: I can not believe this! .. Justin is screwed out of his God damn job for no good reason! Ben Jones: So what happens this Thursday with our Main Event!?! Jason Weatherman: Well.. Sane's been suspended, so your guess is as good as mine! Sane's music begins to play as he jumps back to his feet, eyeing down Hella and The Cyclone at the top of the ramp way. The camera switches to view the two men, who are now laughing. Jason Weatherman: Look at them! .. They think this is one big joke! .. Well very funny guys! .. You've just cost a man his job! Ben Jones: Oh I can't wait until Tornado baby! Jason Weatherman: Dont even go there Ben! .. I for one am NOT in the mood right now! .. Justin Sane has been suspended for all the wrong reasons, and there aint a damn thing that can done about it! .. .. .. DAMNIT!!!! Hella Entertainment's Copyright Logo appears at the bottom of the screen. The camera takes a shot of a bloody, pissed off Sane one more time before the screen fades. The UwF's Logo jets across screen before the program goes off air. END OF BROADCAST ~ DISCLAIMER ~ All images shown on this site are created by Nathan Hella unless shown otherwise. The United Wrestling Federation is in no way linked to the WWE, XPW or WWA, nor has it been created as a profit-making organization. Hella Entertainment respects the copyright of others (WWE - XPW - WWA) and goes on record by saying it has only been created for the enjoyment of others.