Learned
Things We Have Learned While at the BC
- When a girl says yes to a date, it doesn’t always mean “yes”. She can still say “no” later.
- Goonies posters attract girls, while confederate flags drive them away.
- You shouldn’t look out your window past midnight unless you want to see 10 doorstep scenes at once.
- Fancy church belts don’t hold 220 pound men while trying to scale a wall. (neither do the railings)
- Chicks dig guys in pink shirts! (at least that’s what they tell us)
- If you’re going to live in the BC for only a month and a half, don’t fill out a change of address form.
- Don’t give someone a nickname unless you want them to find out.
- You will be made fun of if you park funny or wear sandals daily.
- If you deliver love notes, you shouldn’t just throw them on the ground. (Unless you want that whole apartment to hate you).
- The best place for dirty plates is under the couch.
- When your roommates are taking a nap, and you’re bored, a fun thing to do is to repeatedly turn on and off the light until they wake up.
- Chairs make good laundry baskets.
- Towel racks can be fixed with 2 pencils and some electrical tape.
- Flowers don’t always get delivered on time.
- CD’s and microwaves don’t mix.
- It takes talent to play the air guitar and still look cool.
- Pounding on the ceiling is about as effective as throwing rocks at a beehive.
- They say that the best things come to those who wait. Well we’ve seen some of the best things go to those who do absolutely nothing.
- The best place to cuddle with a roommate’s sister is behind his back.
- You can put anything in a waffle cookie.
- Vacuums can be used to spy on a roommate.
- If a girl invites you and your roommates over, tell her the roommates are busy.
- If you want a good parking spot for church, show up late.
- Rolls thrown away in dumpsters are probably moldy.
- Having 2 microwaves doesn’t reduce the waiting time.
- Apt 13 is terrible at prank wars.
- 8 days after the garbage can is full it is taken out; 30 seconds later it is full again.
- You don’t have to clean the bathroom for cleaning checks if you close the door and turn the shower on.
- In a 24 hour period, there are only 30 minutes when we are all asleep.
(4:30-5:00am).
- The best way to dry off after a shower is to surf the net in a towel, for an hour.
- All 6 of us like Linkin Park
- The same prayer rug can be used to bless ZZ top and get $400 Million for yourself.
- If you want apartment 9 to call you. Walk around with your shirt off.
- For best results on the kitchen floor, do not dilute the pine-sol.
- The purple turtle is not just a clever name. They really are slow.
- Retainers taste best when submerged in fry sauce.
- Super glue can fix cracked feet.
- It takes 3 washings to clean Utah lake mud out of your clothes and 10 washings for the hot pots sulfur smell.
- Mike Tyson can be beaten; it just takes a few years.
- You can watch all of Tommy Boy in the time that it takes some people to have a doorstep scene.
- For some of us, attending all of your classes in one week is the equivalent of running a 4 minute mile.
- The Harold B. Lee Library actually has a purpose, they have guitar magazines.
- Coach Carter’s Basketball team cannot lose, but we can forfeit
- If a roommate calls at 3am with a dead battery, he’s at squaw peak
- You can’t charge a cell phone when you put the cord in the headphone jack.
- The best time to watch a movie on the roof is not when it’s raining.
- It is possible to do a somersault off a four-wheeler and not get hurt.
- Top 2 ingredients for any desert are: a strobe light, and loud music.
- On a midnight hike with 7 people, and you hear animal noises 5 will run away.
- If a roommate calls at 3 am with a dead battery, he’s at squaw peak
- The kitchen sink can hold much more than the dishwasher.
- Ford Explorers can get stuck in the mud
- Ford Explorers can get stuck in the snow
- Ford Broncos can get stuck in the snow
- Ford F-350’s can get stuck in the snow
- Another Ford F350 can get stuck in the snow
- Honda 4 wheelers can get stuck in the snow
- You can miss a date because your truck is stuck in the snow
- Your basketball team can forfeit the game because 3 players are stuck in the snow
- You can miss a 3 doors down concert because you are stuck in the snow
- You can miss your little brothers birthday party because you are stuck in the snow
- You can get an hour of sleep in a whole weekend because you are stuck in the snow
- You can show up to church in grungy clothes because you were stuck in the snow
- We hate the snow
- If you think your weekend was bad, come talk to us
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