10 Types of Guys to Avoid
1. The guy who stands by the punchbowl
at school dances, grinning like a maniac.
2. The guy who keeps his pet tarantula, "Lovely", in his locker.
3. Anyone whose nickname is "Slappy", "General Jack-off", or
"Hannibal".
4. The guy that slaps you on the back and calls you "Buddy".
5. The T.A. in computer lab.
6. Any guy who likes one of the following bands:
-Ratt
-Whitesnake
-KC and the Sunshine Band
-Def Leppard
-The New Monkees
-Rob Zombie
7. The sexy exchange student from Italy (Italian guys are nothing but trouble,
trust me!)
8. That fourth-year senior in Chemistry.
9. Any guy who offers to send you Britney Spears nudie pics via e-mail.
10. The new guy in History who strokes your arm and calls you "Foxy
Baby".
