10 Things to do to make everyone think your a nutter
(1) Bark at everyone who passes by your
house
(2) Everytime some one speaks to you start screaming
(3) Claim you just saw elvis
(4) At full moon sit in the middle of your street and howl
(5) 2 words invisible friend
(6) If your round at a friends house for tea whatever your given tell them if
you eat it the sacred gouls of hungawazie will haunt you forever
(7) Whenever you drink something act like youve got rabies
(8) Chase the garbage truck
(9) Claim the aliens took you away for experimenting
(10) When ever anyone says hello start clucking like a chicken
