10 Signs That You've Been on the Internet Too Long
10) Your computer is loaded with
Instant Message programs
9) You scream "HOORAY!" when that one person signs on
8) You keep track of people by their screen names
7) The first thing you do when you get home is run to the computer to see if you
have any new IMs since you left it on all day
6) You constantly have a new obsession online
5) Suddenly your social life is planned online
4) Your mom starts to IM you to come down to dinner since you won't listen to
her
3) You don't talk to people because if they were really important, they would
have an alert on them
2) Suddenly you start calling people online "Mom" and "Dad"
1) You admit you have every single problem on this list!
