Once upon a fucking boring-ass town, there was a boy. This boy was a real boy, not some fucking stupid puppet. Marionasty! Anyway, this boy loved video games. He was obsessed with The Legend of Zelda series, and he played them way too much. He even started dressing up as Link, the pointy-eared, green wearing Hylian hero of the games. Then one day his friends went, "You're fucking weird." and he was. and it was good. and then time itself came to a stop. Then it started again, then this boy created his own universe inside a Scrabble box and he named it, "Universe created inside a scrabble box by this boy" and it was good. and then God said, "let there be light" and there wasn't. and so God said once again "let there be light!" and there wasn't. Then his wife screamed from the kitchen, "Don't pull this shit again Harvey! Get up and flip the switch yourself you lazy shithead!" and so God got up and flipped the light switch. And there was light. The. End.