NON-SONNET #3
[This poem is dedicated to stupid people everywhere]
STUPID PEOPLE EVERYWHERE.
EVERYWHERE ARE STUPID PEOPLE.
SOME PEOPLE CAN BE SO STUPIDE.
I'D SPEAK FRENCH BUT I DON'T DO THAT KIND OF THING.
THOUGH SOME PEOPLE MAKE ME WANT TO.
PEOPLE LIKE THEM
HAVE "SURPRISE" WEDDINGS ON NATIONAL TV
AND GET SHOT DOWN WITH THEIR OWN SHOT GUN
THEY ENTER POETRY CONTESTS WITH DUMB LOVE POEMS
THAT ARE REALLY SAD, AS IN not good at all
THEY WEAR THEIR PANTS DOWN TO THEIR KNEES
AND UP TO THEIR KNEES AT THE SAME TIME
THEY CRAWL 2 FEET AWAY FROM ANGRY CROCODILES
AND THEN TELL EVERYONE HOW DANGEROUS IT IS
THEY CUT PEOPLE OFF IN TRAFFIC TO SHOW OFF
AND BASICALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE AT ALL
IF ANY OF THEM WIN A CONTEST OR ESPECIALLY CONCEIVE OFFSPRING
OR ALL OF THE ABOVE
I'M GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF.
AND THAT'S SAYING A LOT,
BECAUSE I WOULD NOT WANT TO DEPRIVE THE WORLD
OF THE LAST INTELLIGENT BEING ON EARTH.
I'M SURE I'LL HAVE MORE TO ADD TO THIS POEM LATER.
