BOB'S HAIKUS

(AT LEAST I THINK THEY'RE HAIKUS. WHATEVER.)


HAIKU #1

I'M NOT A HOMEY.
BUT YOU ARE A DUMB HOMEY.
NOW HAIK UP U PANTS.


HAIKU #2

HEY, THAT RHYMED. I'M A
POET AND I DIDN'T E-
VEN KNOW IT -HA!


HAIKU #3

HEY YOU DUMB BAD ANT.
I'M STEPPING ON YOUR NIECES
AND NEPHEWS -SO THERE!


HAIKU #4

YOU ARE SO STUPID
AND CORN MAIZE IS REDUNDANT
SO THERE. EAT DORITOS.


HAIKU #5

THERE ONCE WAS A CAT
WHO'S NAME WAS BILL AND HE COULD
NOT MEOW AND RUN WELL

(AT THE SAME TIME)