(The setting is in the Moomba Club. Billy, James, and D'Arcy are all sitting at a table near the entrance when Celeste [Cameron Diaz] walks into the club)
Celeste: Hello Smashing Pumpkins...
Billy: (grabbing Celeste's arm)Celeste! Did you get my messages?
Celeste: Only all twelve of them, Billy.
Billy: Do you wanna dance?
Celeste: Oh please. (sees the Butabi brothers)Hey, who are the new guys?

(Celeste decides to leave the club with them, but soon returns)

Billy: (grabbing Celeste's arm again with both hands) How about that dance?
Celeste: Oh PLEASE, Billy. Hey, who are the new guys?

(she then leaves with Dan Akroyd and Steve Martin's characters [I forgot their names, sorry], ending the skit)

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