Billy: (to Homer Simpson) Hey Cannonball, I like your statement. When life takes a cheap shot at you, you stand your ground. (extending his arm for a handshake) Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.
Homer: (shakes Billy's hand) Homer Simpson, smiling politely. You know, my kids think you're the greatest. And thanks to your gloomy music, they've finally stopped dreaming of a future that I can't possibly provide.
Billy: Well, we try to make a difference.

Billy: Hey Homer, looks like our next stop is your hometown, Springfield.
D'Arcy: Is it true that we have to bring our own water?
Homer: We have a little rule back home. "If it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, send it back."
Jimmy: The hometown show's the big one, Homer.
James: Yeah, all the people who called you a weirdo in high school get to see what a successful freak you've become.
D'Arcy: Hey, I wasn't a weirdo. I was in the audio/visual club.
Homer: Hey, me too. But I got kicked out because of my views on Vietnam. Plus I was stealing projectors...

Homer: I'll miss ya Pumpkins, but I just can't share your bleak world view. I've got too much to live for.
Billy: We envy you Homer. All we have is our legions of fans, our millions of dollars and our youth. (stops to think for a second, then smiles and yells) Woo hoo!
James: Let's all go out and buy fur coats!
Jimmy: I want a walk-in humidore!