Lines from Billy's home movie Alien and a 1/2.

Lines from Billy's home movie Alien and a 1/2. This home movie was made back in 1980 with one of Billy's friends Excerpts from Alien and 1/2 : Billy's home movie from 1980

Some facts about the movie:

Billy uses a hairdryer as a ray gun in the movie
Billy wears a t.shirt bearing the letters WMET (most likely a radio station's call letters)
An alien egg is shown in the movie (an egg with a scary face on it)
A plush Tazmanian Devil plays the role of a monster in the movie
Billy plays the character known as "Commander"

Billy/Commander: Wait a second, this isn't our solar system! We're about 500,000 light years away!
Friend: What?!?

Billy/Commander: I'm going to check how far away we are. We're probably only 10 light years away, we should be home within the next week. (jumps up) Oh my God! (Screen flashes "Emergency" and the spaceship soon crashes)

(A plush Tazmanian Devil doll swings from the side, playing the part of a monster)
Billy/Commander: Oh no! The monster's approaching! (screams) Ahhh!!!! (begins to shoot at the monster then stands up, holding the Tazmanian Devil in one hand, singing) "And now, the end is near..." ("attacked" by the Tazmanian Devil, screaming) Ahhh! (falls over on to the "controls")

If I ever get a video card, I will surely capture some images from this home movie. :)