Announcer: If you love rock stars, your prayers have been answered. To present Best New Artist (which was the announcer's mistake, by the way), Shirley Manson and Billy Corgan.Billy: (looking at Shirley) Mmm...I like your act.
Shirley: Thank you, Billy.
Billy: We're here to present the award for Best Female Rock Vocal. These are the "wee-men"? "Wimen"? "Woman"? "Ladies"? (To Shirley) "Women" or "ladies"?
Shirley: (Thinks for a second)Hmmm..."ladies".
Billy: "Ladies". Ladies who sing with a band but not in a band. You're in a band, so you cannot win this award.
Shirley: The nominations for Best Female...
Billy: (cutting in) You're supposed to pick up on the joke.
Shirley: (in a serious voice) I did. (Shirley proceeds to say the nominees as Billy laughs.) And the winner is...
Billy: (rips open the envelope) Alanis Morissette for "Uninvited"!
Billy hands Alanis the award and walks offstage.