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From: riverman (
Subject: Re: RBP Clique news
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Date: 2002-04-17 11:34:10 PST
Chris Webster wrote in message <>...
>> And if you ask
>> for a number thats already taken, someone is gonna get their toes flamed.
>> riverman
>> rbp #2
>As the second longest poster still here, I'd like #2.

Chris, you old marmot felching, fellator of diseased yaks.  That number is
already taken!! Or can't you read???
I  haven't seen anyone this appallingly misanthropic, and
 just plain iggurant, since the Burntballs Sponsonboy epidemic.  I do
 your attempting to crawl out of the primordial slime, and better
 yourself, by requesting that number.  Unfortunately, you were bettered in
 entrance exam, by a frozen turnip, a broken toaster, and a stretched
 wetsuit fly zipper.  Your habit of picking scabs, is, well, stupid.
 The Maharishi Mahesh Yogi has said: "Chris is transcendentally stupid."
 Regarding Chris, Pope John Paul II said: "If I waddna the pope, I'da
 kicka you stupid monkey ass."
 Jimmy Durante came back from the dead to say: "Dat Chris is so
 stoopid, I never seen nuttin stoopider.  Inka-dinka-doo."
 Scarlett O'hara, of Gone with the Wind, said: "Oh Chris, I do believe
 you are the stupidest man, I've evah seen."
 Stephen Hawking, in "A Brief History Of How Stupid Chris Is", stated
electronically: Chris is an example of what we call Singularity Stupid.
 collapsed on itself so far, that even the neutrons have collapsed.
 Stupid gotten so dense, that no intellect can escape, kind of stupid.
 He emits more stupid in one second, than the entire galaxy emits in a year.
 The Commandant of the United States Marine Corps, pointed at you, and
 said, "STUPID!! GIMME FIFTY!!" Howard Cosell: "Well, Chris...
 After your inept displays, Of egregious intellectual dysfunction,
 There remains but one question. How could anyone be so stupid?"
 The State of Texas has passed a resolution to have a, "Gawdam, that
negative 3
IQ Boy is SO stupid, he couldn't pour piss out of a boot, with a
 hole in the toe, and instructions on the heel" day because of your
 *Texas-sized* stupidity.
 Bob Dole said: "Bob Dole says that Chris is stupid, and when Bob Dole
 says that Chris is stupid, Bob Dole means what he says. Stupid. Right."
Dan Quayle said: "Stupid is a terrible Chris to waste. Right."
 Oprah Winfrey says, "Hi, on "Oprah" today, we are discussing how Chris
Webster can be that stupid."
 Beck has written a song with the lyrics: "Chris is a loser, baby, so why
 don't ya kill him"
 You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
 nasty and profane.  You're a fool, an ignoramus.  Monkeys look down on
 you, and laugh.  You are a waste of flesh.  You have no rhythm.  You are
 ridiculous and obnoxious.  You are a living emptiness, a meaningless
 void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile
 one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling meat slapper.
 Everything you have ever posted, or said, has been done before. And it
 was better the last time.  You are a half-witted peter puffer, and you
 clearly show yourself to be the most socially-inept, boorish,
 flame-inviting idiot that ever has ever posted in the newsgroups.
 You repeatedly initiate incoherent, flaky, boring, and mindlessthreads,
 and you egregiously assume moral, intellectual, and physical
 superiority.  It must suck to be you, but then, you already know this.
Or maybe not.
 You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the rbp Clique List.   You
have greatly
 misunderstood the purpose of the Usenet. You are a loser. You must have
 spent your entire life in a skinner box to be this clueless. You have
forgotten much  more than you ever learned, saw, heard, read about,
imagined, dreamed or heard  referenced to in any dejanews search. Ever.
By anybody. Did I mention that you are stupid?  I cannot believe how
 stupid you are.  I mean rock-hard stupid.  Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid.
 Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole
 different dimension of stupid.  Stupider than a 1960s hippie stuck in a
hydraulic in a rotomolded kayak trying to light a bong. You are trans-stupid
stupid. Meta-stupid.
 You are so stupid you make Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize
winners. You are so stupid that Mary takes pity on you.
 You clearly show yourself to be the most neanderthal, snotty,
 first-against-the-wall-when-the-revolution-comes, raving, hemorrhoidal
 misogynistic, slope-browed, eye-rollingly-sub-human, crappy,
 threat-to-the-gene-pool, backwards, in-bred, sack-of-pus,
 boot-licking, unfit-for-human-consumption, irritating, disgusting,
 onerous, worse-speller-than-me, glassy-eyed, flame-inviting, creepy,
 spiritually-devoid, whiny, needing-of-professional-supervision,
 humorless, vile, sexually-undesirable, hell's-pawn, Burntnjallish,
 lacking-in-any-sort-of-grace-or-erudition, "Me-Too"-posting, addled,
 un-repentantly-and-wickedly-perverse, trash-talking, toejam-sniffing,
 anus-for-a-mouth, toad-like, trying-on-one's-patience, filthy,
 sheet-and-pointy-hat-wearing, evil, reprehensible, mucus-dripping,
 no-neuron, sunken-chested, piss-poor, foul-mouthed, scum-sucking,
 sickeningly-ugly, clue-repulsing, "Make-Money-Fast"-spamming,
 white-trash, boorish, ratt-like,
gee-I-thought-duct-tape-would-hold-that, can't-be-allowed-sharp-objects,
socially-inept, classless, inexcusable,
 plaid-pants-wearing, zt00pId-laMer-Ta1k3inG, netscape-enhanced,
 offensive, hate-filled, god-damnedest, insulting, unredeemable,
 fearlessly-posting-disgusting-insults-with-a-stupid-handle, idiot that
 ever has ever obtained Usenet access.
 Realistically, I don't think you have the
 intellectual wherewithal to pick a number, i.e., an unused one.
 So you will stay here, spooging your petty hatreds and minor thoughts,
wishing you could have #2, pathetically crying your eyes out until your ears
fill with tears and you fall asleep with snot in your moustache,  annoying
any and all, until someday, someone, is gonna grab ya by the ears, and pull
ya on like a wetsuit.

rbp #2

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