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The Butler's Revenge

You really can't help but feel sorry for the poor butler in TRIII, can you? I mean, yes, it is fun to blow him to away a few times, but he just gets right on up again. So, after visiting Lara's house to take a few 'secret' photos, I happened to notice this paricular little incident, in which the Lara finally gets what she deserves...

"Stop following me, Jeeves, you absolute you...you pathetic blue...blobby...blue, blobby...thing!" shouts our Lara, after a particularly messy round of gung-ho blasting action (aimed, of course, straight for Jeeves). Jeeves continues to stare ahead blankly.

Suddenly, just as Lara reaches into her holsters for yet another blast from her pistols, Jeeves finally comes out of his shell and whacks Lara around the head, surprisingly knocking her out.

Surprised and bewildered, Jeeves does the only thing he can...basically kick the woman while she's down (metaphorically, of course...). Reaching into her backpack, he takes out the most cherished of all of her artifacts...

...The racetrack key! Troddling over to the fabled track-of-mucho-racing, Jeeves inserts the key carefully into the lock. Instantly, the door swings open, revealing the quadbike within...

Jeeves has been waiting for this moment for a long time...

To be continued...

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