This is the best picture of me I could find. It's a little neon-ish...so that's what I shall call it. Neon.

A shot of me located in the parking lot of Solano Community College.

My friend Kristal and I in the Armijo HS parking lot before graduation. Square hats are a very nice type of hat.

Rhea, me and Kristal in a carriage at Grad Nite. Our theme was the Wizard of Oz. Very far out man.

Clockwise from left: Me, Hunter, Tom (Crackfolk Central's Daddy), Ken ( Neighborhood of NED "Dun, dun DUN!" Ken ), Kristal and Jon. We are located at the Santa Cruiz Beach BoadrWalk..the beach part..with guns.

This one's quite extraordinary. We're gettin' ready to go on the Big White RollerCoaster at Santa Cruiz. I'm pointing at my brain. Hunter is actually an amphibious-type getting ready to lash out his tounge and Tom isn't quite sure where he is.

Look, I like Kristal an all, but the main reason she is in so many of my pictures is because she is basically the only one of my friends that carries a camara places. Here we are at Santa Cruiz still. you can tell because we've not changed clothes. This picture is funny because we are standing under the MENsign.

The SMashing Pumpkins, June 30th 1998. We have really ass seats because I learned of the concert a little late. My disposable indoor camara didn't help with taking good pics either. This is my friend Brian Wing...he informed me of the concert and went with me. He likes the pumpkins more because of me. Most of my friends hate the pumpkins simply becasue I love them so much. This proves that he's cool. He used to work at taco bell and has since upgraded to Blockbuster.

Here's a picture of me at my cabin. One of the best places I regularly go...at least once a year since I was one year old. I'm wearing a funny Space Ghost shirt.

Since you can barely see my face in any of these pictures I'm adding a close up. This was my senior yearbook picture. Beware! I have 4 hands.