The Magical Bush Trimmer/Combination Pickle Slicer of Ad Infinitum and the Magic Pot TM Apple Slicer of Turning

Our two heroes, Pantleg and Coatsleeve live in a hole in the ground far, far away from here in a strange land. This land was called The Astral Plane Of Pinkness. We'll call it TAPOP for short. Pantleg and Coatsleeve were not well known heroes, but they were heroes none-the-less. And unbeknownst to them, they were about to embark on thier most important adventure yet....to the Grocery store of Yellowness. Just around the corner, through the Gates of Hell, down a Road in Hell, up a big red staircase, out of a small manhole and down the street.

Grocery day was a very dangerous day indeed here in TAPOP. Pantleg and Coatsleeve were very aware of this fact, but they liked the grocery store alot anyways. They even wrote a song about it, but unfortunately I can't speak TAPOPish.

As P and C were speeding down the isles in thier super-sonic grocery cart of neon greenness, consuming all the free samples in thier path, they came upon a magnificent display. "ERT!" They haulted. Even though I can't speak TAPOPish I know that they exclaimed large words of rapture and joy. For there before them were two wonderous magical devices: The Magic Bush Trimmer/Combination Pickle Slicer of Ad Infinitum and the Magic Pot TM Apple Slicer of Turning. These two contraptions were the holders of immense magical properties, and altough Pantleg and Coatsleeve had never seen them before they just knew they were magical.

"SWIPE!" They each grabbed one and split. There was no way in Hell our two heroes were gonna pay for a lousy doo-dad that looked kinda like a big swiss army knife. They shoved them into thier quickestly accessable pockets and acted casual. Once they were out the door they took off, reaching top speeds in thier grocery carts. These two legally-challenged clothing parts were ver ver cool now. They exchanged words of coolness and went home.

They woke up the next day to the smell of bacon. they smiled and salivated. But then they realized they had no cook. They both cursed and proceded to the kitchen to see what was going on. Nothing. So they went to the outhouse. Nothing. They went to the basement. Nothing. The attic. Nothing. Outside. Something! They came upon a large pig just outside thier hole. He was baking in the sun and in shock. Fortunately, Pantleg and Coatsleeve, although they speak TAPOPish, think in english. They thunk."What a perfect opportunity to try out our magic thingies." So they whipped 'em out and zapped the hog. "Oink!" And the pig was vaporized. "Cool." They salivated and smiled again...hungering to zap more barn yard animals. They couldn't wait. They took off at a fast crawl...they were still in thier PJs.

To make a long story short, Pantleg and Coatsleeve traveled the world destroying every evil barnyard animal therein. Thusly they freed the world from thier vile stench. And the world rejoiced.
"HALLELUIA!"

The END?

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