Kenny G and the Notorious P.I.G.

K-Dog was pimp walkin' down the strip on a happenin' Tuesday afternoon. He ran a gold ring-studded hand though his greasy jerry curl and sighed,"Uhhhhn. Where'd all the hoes go?" While contemplating his deep personal confusion he saw something spactacular. A big, fat shade-sporting, gold chain-wearing, weave-sporting P.I.G.. P.I.G. happened to be short, stocky, pink, 4-legged and had a cork screw sticking off of his butt.

The two hit it off right away. They just chilled the rest of the day, postin' it and shootin' dice. The next day the kicked it at P.I.G.'s pad and played some dominoes. After that they knocked off a liquor store and shot Habib. He recovered and was released 2 weeks later at the O' Town General Hospital. They got arrested for exposing themselves while driving down the street in thier purple Cadillac. They went to jail dressed like hoes and made a wonderful living out of it. To put it simply, they were in Gansta's Paradise.

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