Guy: Hey Hugh!
Man: Who me?
Guy: No, no. Not you.
Man: Oh. (starts to walk off into the crowd)
Guy: Hey, Hugh!
Man: What?!
Guy: Huh? Who are you and why do you keep turning around?
Man: Well you keep saying,'hey you'.
Guy: Right! Hugh.
Man: What's your deal dude?
Guy: I'm calling Hugh.
Man: Well what do you want?
Guy: I don't see how that's any of your business. I'm calling Hugh. (points dirrectly over Man's shoulder)
Man: Man, are you drunk?
Guy: Of course not.(wobble) I just want to talk to Hugh.(points again)
Man: There's only one of me, buddy. Why don't you take a rest?
Guy: But you need to talk to Hugh.
Man: How can I talk to me?
Guy: Huh? Where is Hugh?
Man: I'm right here pal.
Guy: Well C'mon then. Let's go bitch.
Man: What bitch?! (takes a swing and misses)
Guy: What a dork! I'm outta here. I've got to find Hugh.
Man: Well you've found me. Wanna box?
Guy: What's wrong with the one you live in?
Man: Why you gotta cap on folks?
Guy: Because you've pissed me way the hell off. (Punches)
Man: Ouch. What'd you do that for?
Guy: Hugh didn't. I did.
Man: Yeah I know. Are you schizophrenic or someshit?
Guy: No. He's over there.
Man: Who? Where?
Guy: No, not hugh. Schiz. Over there.
Man: Well hello there.
Guy: Eh?
Man: Yer kinda stupid. I'm leaving.
Guy: Fine, bye! (turns around) Hey Hugh!
Man: Alright! Let's go! Put up your dukes Homo!
Guy: Who Moe?
Man: No, no no.
Guy: Well oh.
Man/Guy: Bye.(they walk away from eachother)
Guy: (some distance off, yells) Hey! Hugh!
Man: What the hell is that guys problem? (Pulls out his hockey stick and heads in Guy's general direction)