Holy Royal Order of Guatamalan Hotdog Vendors
This is a story about the famous Holy Royal Order of Guatamalan Hotdog Vendors. the head of the Holy Order, Sister Mary Frank, was on vacation in Bumuda. Yeah, he was takin' it easy. Sporting his happenin' tropical flower beach shorts, wife-beater tank top and name brand sunglasses. He was very hip. He wasn't aware that the reason all the beach bunnies were staring at him was because atop his dome was placed a rediculously large Holy Order Wiener Crown. He believed that his crown was the perfect accessory for any occasion. It had a pull chord that made lights blink and whistles toot.
"Toot, toot. Yeah, baby. Alright! Which one of you lovely ladies would like to rub me down with hotdog oil next?" said S.M.Frank as he pointed his gun-finger at the nearest female and made a clicking sound as he fired it. He shook his head from side-to-side and smiled as wide as possible.
"Well ok then. I guess you ladies would rather watch me swim." He got up off his Aladin beach towel, put on his water wings and his purple & green polka dotted dinosaur innertube, and got ready to get wet! Scamper, scamper, scamper, hop.............SPLASH!
"Ahhiieee." All the girls screamed in a high pitched voice as Sister Mary Frank was paddling around in the drink. He thought that they were all swooning over him as he strained every muscle in his body to manuver his innertube. They were actually having a celebration because he wasn't on the beach any more.
"Pop!" A wine cork came flying from the beach. "Zooooom." It sped through the air and clunked S.M.Frank directly in the forehead. "Ohh." groaned S.M.Frank. His eyes rolled back into thier sockets and he stuck out his tounge. He began to lean back and slobber as everyone on the beach said,"YES!" in unison and began laughing as Sister Mary Frank became unconscious. In a matter of seconds he was completely comatose. His precariously placed crown began to slip from his head. "Pop(suction noise)!" The crown poped off his head, bounced off the innertube and made a small splash. It then sank to the bottom of the ocean.
"Oh nice." said Herbert the Crab as he chucked his crusty old shell. "This crown is hot! I'll be the talk of the town with this puppy!" said Herb as he scampered off to impress some crabettes. "cooooooolness."
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