I'm queer, and I, eat Rice-a-Roni,
The San-fran-cis-co treat.
To lie here, and spy, among the bungholes,
drift among the gays.
When everyone I ever did and every dude I ever spanked,
have butts, bright red.
As all queens, must surely have to spork,
Great fun is sporking with a fork.
I know that I, got bent on your heeaad!
My wife, is quite, extraordinary,
He's quite a girly nun...
to be continued.