As I write upon this paper it is very clear to see,
by the expression on your face that you really have to pee,
And I know that you're a Jackass,
You're a big fat fookin' dick,
You had better quit thinking of your daddy's crack ass,
You Wrangler-wearing Spick.
I am glad that I am not you,
Becasue, you see, you're gay.
Look at me and I'll beat you with my shoe,
becasue there's truth in what I say.
Your Mommie is a biznatch and your daddy is quite dead,
This would make you very ugly and a bastard,
I'll punch you in the shoulder if you touch your jimmy head.
Every skill that deals with gayness you have mastered.
I really wish you'd stop your deeds of gayness.
And don't even think of packing someone's anus.
To end this I'll just say, you're gay.
You must die, and you know why.
Do not be gay today.
Note: I have absolutely nothing against gay people. I was just bored in class one day and wrote this about one of my friends. It was about him, but he laughed his ass off anyway. Go figger.