Q:  are you talking to yourself?
A:  yeah, hold on





Q:  are you fired?
A:  sorry





Q:  are you annoying on purpose?
A:  sorry





Q:  how are you doing, Brian?
A:  I know, I hate me too





Q:  would you rather hang out with Nick Lowe or Jonathan Richman?
A:  Nick Lowe, no... Jonathan Richman,no...I don't know! Thats a hard one!





Q:  who has the sweetest sounding voice?
A:  Nick Lowe





Q:  Who makes you laugh...Alot?
A:  Mr. Richman





Q:  do you like lite rock or heavy metal?
A:  lite rock





Q:   Brian, what time is it?
A:  8:39





Q:  Is that another peanut butter and jelly sandwhich?
A:  no, its fake meat and fake cheese, its not a real lunch, okay, leave me alone. Yes I know it smells,But I can't eat another PB&J, okay? and lunch is sad.





Q:  Brian, why don't you just relax?
A:  I can't





Q:   Brian, just deal, and shut up.
A:  okay.





Q:  you are very pretty.
A:  thank you





Q:   Do you love rock'n'roll?
A:  HELL YES





Q:  Brian, you're stressing me out.
A:  sorry





Q:  Brian, how do you feel about this rather uninteresting conversation?
A:  ...Hi





Q:  why is Louie Andersonon TV ?
A:  I'm not sure.