*Raising The Dead*
An elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers
on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera and announces,
"My friends, I'd like to share my healing powers with everyone
watching this program.
Place one hand on top of your TV and the other hand on the part
of your body that ails you, and I will heal you."
The old woman has been having terrible stomach problems, so she
places one hand on the television and the other hand on her stomach.
Meanwhile,her husband approaches the television, placing one hand
on top of the TV and the other hand on his groin.
With a frown, his wife says, "Ernest, he's talking about
healing the sick, not raising the dead."
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