Hillbilly Country
elp, there was this little boy, he was about 8 years old. 
His daddytold him one day to go milk the cow. He said, "Okie dokie" and ran off with a bucket
in his hand ta milk the cow 
.
elp, while he was a milkin, the cat 
was a sittin on the other side just a starin' 
at him a milkin. The boy thought and thought, and while he was a milkin, he decided to bend the teet toward the cat and a commence a squirting the milk in the cat's mouth.
elp, the cat 
was enjoying it so much that that there cat got all bloated up and just fell right over from being so full.
elp, the boy thought bout the cow 
and he knew daddy was a gonna be mad, and shure as all git out he was! Daddy was so upset that he whooped the boy's butt fer bein bad and Daddy said to him, "It ain't bout the cat, it's bout no milk in the bucket fer breakfast, son."
elp, the boy's britches was on far 
from the whoopin that he didn't sit fer a week, so ya'll remember,...
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