ne day there was this rooster, his name was Buster, well this rooster was meaner than a hornet's nest. Then there was this little tike that always played hide 'n seek with this rooster.
ell this tike's daddy said, "Son, don't ya play with that there rooster." Naturally the little tike didn't understand why he couldn't play with the rooster, because it was fun to play with him.
ell the little tike wanted to play hid 'n seek. In the country back in thar days, folk never wore any britches because it was cooler fer them to wear nuthin. Well the little tike was a goin from one end of the porch to the other trying to catch the rooster.
ell the porch just happen to a hole in it, so when the little tike laid down to see the rooster to try and catch him, his willy wacker went into a hole and the rooster thought it was a worm. The rooster just about took his willy wacker off. He was a hollerin to his daddy, "Daddy, daddy, it took my thingy off!".
elp, his daddy had to take him to the local hospital and they put a bandage on it fer him and the little tike felt better. So ya'll remember,...
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ne day there was this rooster, 
his name was Buster, well this rooster was meaner than a hornet's nest. Then there was this little tike that always played hide 'n seek with this rooster.
ell this tike's daddy said, "Son, 
don't ya play with that there rooster." Naturally the little tike didn't understand why he couldn't play with the rooster, because it was fun to play with him.
wanted to play hid 'n seek. In the country 
back in thar days, folk never wore any britches because it was cooler fer them to wear nuthin. 
Well the little tike was a goin from one end of the porch to the other
trying to catch the rooster.
so when the little tike laid down to see the rooster to try and catch him, his willy wacker went into a hole and the rooster thought it was a worm. 
The rooster just about took his willy wacker off. He was a hollerin to his daddy, "Daddy, daddy, it took my thingy off!".
and they put a bandage on it fer him and the little tike felt better. So ya'll remember,...