The Wizard of Bob:Bob meets the Wiz

Once inside, they promptly got lost, even though the orange peel road was the only street in town.

Well, Obi-Wan and Wookiee-Child had awoken and gone back to the wishing well, and after watching Bob et al wander around in circles for awhile, took pity on the poor lads, wiggled thier toes and magickally appeared at their sides.

"Bob, dah-ling?" Wookiee-child siad. Bob looked at her in confusion. "WALK STRAIGHT!!!" she shouted. Bob jumped, terrified and ran behind Melvin.

"Melvin! She shouted at me! HOLD ME!!!" Again, Melvin said, "No!" And poor Bob had to walk straight or be left behind.

The Entourage, plus Obi-Wan nad Wookiee-child, came to a massive blue palace (isn't this the emerald city? Oh well..) in the center of the city. The door swung open by itself (which again terrified poor Bob) and they all went in.

On a throne was a huge, evil looking G.I. Rat and Bob hid behind Melvin in terror. A loud booming voice came from everywhere (not just the sky..) "WELCOME BOB, MELVIN, DANK, PISTACHIO, VELVETTA, OBI-WAN O WISE ONE OF THE FORCE AND PROPHETIC REINCARNATION OF THE GODDESS THAT IS BETTY CROCKER, AND WOOKIE-CHILD! WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

Bob, from behind Melvin, trembled and said "ah...I'd like a beer..no, wait...I wanna go home!!! WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" Obi-Wan and Wookie-child looked around the room and noticed a wee curtain in one corner, but didn't say anything. Pistachio looked to see what they were looking at and saw the curtain too. But he went over and pulled it aside. Sitting on a stool and speaking into a Taco-Bell travel cup with a string on the bottom was none other than the Wise and Beautiful Lana!! Pistachio said "Hey!" Which made everyone turn and look at the Wise and Beautiful Lana, who seemed very silly sitting there talking into a Taco Bell cup.

"PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE WOMAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!" the voice boomed. Well, of course the Entourage didn't listen and proceded to grill the Wise and Beautiful Lana about how to get ome, but she wouldn't tell them a thing!

Finally, Obi-Wan and Wookiee-child again took pity on the poor lads and stepped in.

"Look," Obi-Wan said. "All you have to do is get Velvetta to click his heels 3 times and say...ah..Wookiee-child, help me out here.."

"He needs to say, "There's no beer like Guinness' everytime he clicks his heels. Yeah. That should work." Wookie-child said.

So Velvetta did as he was told and everything got really blurry and weird looking and then Bob realized he was on the floor of his living room and the goats had eaten all his shoelaces and everybody was back with himand they weren't all weird and technicolor anymore. He heaved a huge sigh of relief, realized his roof was gone, but he'd have to fix it later, and went to check on his cows. Lessie, Nessie, Dressie, and Bessie were still in the living room and Steve was in the bathtub. Bob threw his arms around Steve's neck and hugged him. Steve barked and tried to bite him...