So, you really wanna know where this pure insanity that is "Bob and Lip Balm" came from? Well, okay. See, the two starving Semolina children are representative of myself and a friend who are going to NYC this summer, with our drama class. WHOO-OOH YEAH!! (dude..) I actually did order some of the strawberry lip balm for myself. You kilties who are gonna be in Arlington can use some cuz it is a giant jar. I don't really need 1 ounce of lip balm but whatever!! *grin*
As for the pool party and Melvin being jailbait and a squirrel and all....well...that's Nogs's mom strangeness. And mine. Strangness is fun. The original version of this story was a lot more humorous...but uh, without the explantations of stuff, somebody might not have gotten the joke (and it is all a joke, folks..Bob has not ordered a giant jar of lip balm..at least to my somewhat obscure and inferior knowledge..) and gotten offened and we really don't want that!! Now I feel like a weird teacher or something. Okay. But, hey, Velvetta might have really gotten mad if Bob messed up his hair, after he went to all the trouble of getting the Magic Can 'O Cool Hair Hair Spray and all.......*grin* I think I'd like some of that Hair Spray today..bad hair. Major kirkage. Now I have to explain "My hair is Kirking!!" and "Major Kirkage" don't I? OH WELL!!! You figure it out. I've got broken links to fix!! Tee hee..
In Bob We Trust,
~Lids~
RUNAWAY!!! Or just go back to the story..but "runaway" sounds so much more interesting, doncha think??
